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Suh-Weet Zombie Jesus!

Suh-Weet Zombie Jesus!

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Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
The Passion 2: Christ's Revenge

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Originally posted by darvlay
The Passion 2: Christ's Revenge
Excellent.

How'd you like to play the part of Jesus in my epic?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
Except Judas stayed dead!!!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
You ate of my flesh. You drank of my blood.

Now it's my turn.

SZJ

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
Except Judas stayed dead!!!
No one has told the true story of his demise...until now.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
No one has told the true story of his demise...[b]until now.[/b]
YOU HAVE ME RIVETED....TELL ME HIS TRUE DEMISE...PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by darvlay
The Passion 2: Christ's Revenge
just when you thought it was safe to go holy!!!
Religious Revenge!


a bit tacky i know.

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Originally posted by silly mctall
just when you thought it was safe to go holy!!!
Religious Revenge!


a bit tacky i know.
We need a script... I see the opening seen being Jesus getting taken down from the cross in semi-darkness... a lingering fog hugs the ground... this quiet scene is full of remorse and fades to black... you then see a pale hand slowly roll back the stone from the tomb, from the inside... Jesus, pale and gaunt, highlighted by moonlight crouches in the enterence of the tomb... he then lopes into the darkness like an animal on the prowl...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
We need a script... I see the opening seen being Jesus getting taken down from the cross in semi-darkness... a lingering fog hugs the ground... this quiet scene is full of remorse and fades to black... you then see a pale hand slowly roll back the stone from the tomb, from the inside... Jesus, pale and gaunt, highlighted by moonlight crouches in the enterence of the tomb... he then lopes into the darkness like an animal on the prowl...
Doesn't Mary Magdaline see him afterwards?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Doesn't Mary Magdaline see him afterwards?
Aaah, love interest... Mary touches the last remaining glimmer of Zombie Jesus's humanity... Jesus breaks it off in her.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Aaah, love interest... Mary touches the last remaining glimmer of Zombie Jesus's humanity... Jesus breaks it off in her.
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