11 Oct 07
Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!
I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.
I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
11 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThe Passion 2: Christ's Revenge
Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!
I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.
I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
11 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateExcept Judas stayed dead!!!
Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!
I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.
I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
12 Oct 07
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou ate of my flesh. You drank of my blood.
Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!
I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.
I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
Now it's my turn.
SZJ
12 Oct 07
Originally posted by silly mctallWe need a script... I see the opening seen being Jesus getting taken down from the cross in semi-darkness... a lingering fog hugs the ground... this quiet scene is full of remorse and fades to black... you then see a pale hand slowly roll back the stone from the tomb, from the inside... Jesus, pale and gaunt, highlighted by moonlight crouches in the enterence of the tomb... he then lopes into the darkness like an animal on the prowl...
just when you thought it was safe to go holy!!!
Religious Revenge!
a bit tacky i know.
13 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDoesn't Mary Magdaline see him afterwards?
We need a script... I see the opening seen being Jesus getting taken down from the cross in semi-darkness... a lingering fog hugs the ground... this quiet scene is full of remorse and fades to black... you then see a pale hand slowly roll back the stone from the tomb, from the inside... Jesus, pale and gaunt, highlighted by moonlight crouches in the enterence of the tomb... he then lopes into the darkness like an animal on the prowl...