1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
    Merciless Vagabond
    Deep in it.
    Joined
    08 Feb '05
    Moves
    14614
    11 Oct '07 15:32
    Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

    I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

    I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
  2. Joined
    05 Jan '04
    Moves
    45179
    11 Oct '07 15:37
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

    I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

    I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
    The Passion 2: Christ's Revenge
  3. Standard memberHand of Hecate
    Merciless Vagabond
    Deep in it.
    Joined
    08 Feb '05
    Moves
    14614
    11 Oct '07 16:09
    Originally posted by darvlay
    The Passion 2: Christ's Revenge
    Excellent.

    How'd you like to play the part of Jesus in my epic?
  4. Joined
    28 Feb '07
    Moves
    1295
    11 Oct '07 16:10
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

    I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

    I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
    Except Judas stayed dead!!!
  5. SubscriberAThousandYoung
    Just another day
    tinyurl.com/y8wgt7a5
    Joined
    23 Aug '04
    Moves
    24791
    12 Oct '07 03:291 edit
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Jesus rose from the dead... and boy was he hungry... hungry for brains!

    I smell a classic B horror film in the works. Zombie Jesus stalks the Apostles, each suffering a gruesome death by holey hands. You'd start off with Zombie Jesus eating the brains of a couple of Roman soldiers and working his way up to Judas who's balls he rips off.

    I'm going to make millions... millions I tell you.
    You ate of my flesh. You drank of my blood.

    Now it's my turn.

    SZJ
  6. Standard memberSwissGambit
    Caninus Interruptus
    2014.05.01
    Joined
    11 Apr '07
    Moves
    92274
    12 Oct '07 05:35
    Originally posted by Jay Joos
    Except Judas stayed dead!!!
    No one has told the true story of his demise...until now.
  7. Joined
    28 Feb '07
    Moves
    1295
    12 Oct '07 07:33
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    No one has told the true story of his demise...[b]until now.[/b]
    YOU HAVE ME RIVETED....TELL ME HIS TRUE DEMISE...PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!!!!
  8. Joined
    02 Mar '07
    Moves
    2670
    12 Oct '07 13:08
    Originally posted by darvlay
    The Passion 2: Christ's Revenge
    just when you thought it was safe to go holy!!!
    Religious Revenge!


    a bit tacky i know.
  9. Standard memberHand of Hecate
    Merciless Vagabond
    Deep in it.
    Joined
    08 Feb '05
    Moves
    14614
    12 Oct '07 15:20
    Originally posted by silly mctall
    just when you thought it was safe to go holy!!!
    Religious Revenge!


    a bit tacky i know.
    We need a script... I see the opening seen being Jesus getting taken down from the cross in semi-darkness... a lingering fog hugs the ground... this quiet scene is full of remorse and fades to black... you then see a pale hand slowly roll back the stone from the tomb, from the inside... Jesus, pale and gaunt, highlighted by moonlight crouches in the enterence of the tomb... he then lopes into the darkness like an animal on the prowl...
  10. SubscriberAThousandYoung
    Just another day
    tinyurl.com/y8wgt7a5
    Joined
    23 Aug '04
    Moves
    24791
    13 Oct '07 17:59
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    We need a script... I see the opening seen being Jesus getting taken down from the cross in semi-darkness... a lingering fog hugs the ground... this quiet scene is full of remorse and fades to black... you then see a pale hand slowly roll back the stone from the tomb, from the inside... Jesus, pale and gaunt, highlighted by moonlight crouches in the enterence of the tomb... he then lopes into the darkness like an animal on the prowl...
    Doesn't Mary Magdaline see him afterwards?
  11. Standard memberHand of Hecate
    Merciless Vagabond
    Deep in it.
    Joined
    08 Feb '05
    Moves
    14614
    14 Oct '07 14:20
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Doesn't Mary Magdaline see him afterwards?
    Aaah, love interest... Mary touches the last remaining glimmer of Zombie Jesus's humanity... Jesus breaks it off in her.
  12. SubscriberAThousandYoung
    Just another day
    tinyurl.com/y8wgt7a5
    Joined
    23 Aug '04
    Moves
    24791
    15 Oct '07 02:48
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Aaah, love interest... Mary touches the last remaining glimmer of Zombie Jesus's humanity... Jesus breaks it off in her.
    😲
Back to Top