Originally posted by RBHILL Satan doesn't even care about the lost.
Of course not the real Satan is a true professional. Its a tough job running hell, Don't forget we get all the muslims, hindus, silks, buddists, aeists, and lapsed christains etc.... as well as the truely evil. God has given us a very specific brief. Flames, torture an eternity of pain & definatelty no forgiveness. But you'll be alright sitting up there in heaven, feasting away with god I'm sure. Still perhaps you can be gracious and send us down a cold beer or two as it is awfully hot down here ?
Remember I've got my eye on you...................................
Originally posted by rwingett Where do I submit my application? Does the position come with full medical and dental care? Would I have to work weekends?
I'm afraid I am the wrong person to ask, though some might say I know something about it.
Originally posted by Darfius Not in the connotative sense of the title, but in the denotative. Antichrist really means "against Christ." THE Antichrist is just a popular name for the "prince to come". I guess one could call him the "little horn" to distinguish him from other antichrists. Also, he gets a capital A, not for respect, but to distingush.
Satan has had Antichrist ...[text shortened]... Antichrist's in waiting. There's one alive today, waiting for his master to give him the OK.
Drop your allegiance to that bull god EL, and repent or you will never find Christ.
You still have the power in you to turn away from that anti-christ you are following.
Originally posted by Darfius Not in the connotative sense of the title, but in the denotative. Antichrist really means "against Christ." THE Antichrist is just a popular name for the "prince to come". I guess one could call him the "little horn" to distinguish him from other antichrists. Also, he gets a capital A, not for respect, but to distingush.
Satan has had Antichrist ...[text shortened]... Antichrist's in waiting. There's one alive today, waiting for his master to give him the OK.
Darfius,
Will the horn of the coming Antichrist be bigger than that of all his predecessors, symbolically speaking?
Will the horn of the coming Antichrist be bigger than that of all his predecessors, symbolically speaking?
Aiden
Sorry, I don't really find this subject funny. It saddens me when I think of people who will be left here to deal with this guy. It will literally be hell on earth.
Originally posted by Darfius Sorry, I don't really find this subject funny. It saddens me when I think of people who will be left here to deal with this guy. It will literally be hell on earth.
I think that is part of the problem. It seems that there is a direct proportional relationship at work here: the greater the religious zeal, the smaller the sense of humor. You rarely find zealots who have a lively sense of humor. In fact, zealotry seems to require a grim sense of humorlessness. How many evangelical comedians do you find in the world?
Originally posted by rwingett I think that is part of the problem. It seems that there is a direct proportional relationship at work here: the greater the religious zeal, the smaller the sense of humor. You rarely find zealots who have a lively sense of humor. In fact, zealotry seems to require a grim sense of humorlessness. How many evangelical comedians do you find in the world?
I dunno, maybe it's just a really subtle form of existentialist slapstick?
Originally posted by Darfius Sorry, I don't really find this subject funny. It saddens me when I think of people who will be left here to deal with this guy. It will literally be hell on earth.
You know hell might not be so bad, after an eternity of torture you would become desensatised to it, it would become the norm. Maybe you would even grown to love it, a lot people pay good money for that kind of thing😉
Originally posted by rwingett I think that is part of the problem. It seems that there is a direct proportional relationship at work here: the greater the religious zeal, the smaller the sense of humor. You rarely find zealots who have a lively sense of humor. In fact, zealotry seems to require a grim sense of humorlessness. How many evangelical comedians do you find in the world?
Have you ever witnessed a commie stand-up comedian, Rwingo ? Stalin had a lot of charm, they say ..... but humour ?
Originally posted by Darfius Not in the connotative sense of the title, but in the denotative. Antichrist really means "against Christ." THE Antichrist is just a popular name for the "prince to come". I guess one could call him the "little horn" to distinguish him from other antichrists. Also, he gets a capital A, not for respect, but to distingush.
Satan has had Antichrist ...[text shortened]... Antichrist's in waiting. There's one alive today, waiting for his master to give him the OK.
Satan has had Antichrist prototypes prepared in each generation, in case the end times began. Nero, Antiochus, Hitler...all Antichrist's in waiting. There's one alive today, waiting for his master to give him the OK.
Again we're not talking, but where do you get this crap? This is not scriptural in the least. You've been reading to many Christian fantasy novels.
08 Mar '05 01:24
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