09 Jun '14 16:43>
I've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to tell everyone that I find it sickening to watch the church spawn delusions of cannibalism's resplendence. To get right down to it, unlike it, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if—and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of “innocent until proven guilty”—the church were not actually responsible for trying to twist my words six ways for Sunday, then I'd stop saying that for many people, the church's petty protests have caused substantial pain and suffering, mental anguish, emotional distress, post-traumatic stress, sleeplessness, indignities and embarrassment, degradation, injury to reputation, and restrictions on personal freedom. Whew! The only thing they haven't yet caused, surprisingly, is a greater realization that the church's site is a repository of useless up-to-the-minute ephemera. To top that off, we can never return to the past. And if we are ever to move forward to the future, we really have to justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of the church and its phlegmatic manifestos.
Some would say that this is a platitude. Would that it were! Rather, the church says that it has its moral compass in tact. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.
The church's lamentations reek of so much exhibitionism that the smell nauseates me. I mean, think about it. The church is trapped in a vicious cycle. The more opposition to its ventures it faces, the more viperine it becomes. The more viperine it becomes, the more opposition to its ventures it faces. Let me conclude by stating that the crotchety nature of the church's screeds distracts us from the real lessons we could learn from a rigorous critique of its pranks. You can quote me on that.
Some would say that this is a platitude. Would that it were! Rather, the church says that it has its moral compass in tact. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.
The church's lamentations reek of so much exhibitionism that the smell nauseates me. I mean, think about it. The church is trapped in a vicious cycle. The more opposition to its ventures it faces, the more viperine it becomes. The more viperine it becomes, the more opposition to its ventures it faces. Let me conclude by stating that the crotchety nature of the church's screeds distracts us from the real lessons we could learn from a rigorous critique of its pranks. You can quote me on that.