The crap of religions

It all comes down to crap.

Taoism: Crap happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, crap happens.
Buddhism: If crap happens, it really isn't crap.
Zen: What is the sound of crap happening?
Hinduism: This crap happened before.
Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let crap happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If crap happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does crap always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this crap.
Agnosticism: What is this crap?

Originally posted by Omnislash
It all comes down to crap.

Taoism: Crap happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, crap happens.
Buddhism: If crap happens, it really isn't crap.
Zen: What is the sound of crap happening?
Hinduism: This crap happened before.
Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let crap happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If crap h ...[text shortened]... ap always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this crap.
Agnosticism: What is this crap?

I always like

Jehovah Witness: "Knock, Knock. Crap happens."

and for Coletti: "This crap was bound to happen."

Originally posted by telerion
I always like

Jehovah Witness: "Knock, Knock. Crap happens."

and for Coletti: "This crap was bound to happen."

Recs for both! 😀

Amish: Crap is good for the soil.
Baptism: We'll wash the crap right off you.
Calvinism: Crap happens because you didn't work hard enough.
Charismatic Catholicism: Crap is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
Christian Science: When crap happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
Evangelical: Send us all your crap.
Greek Orthodox: Crap happens, usually in three's.
Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?
Lutheranism: Crap happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Mormon: This crap is going to happen again.
New Age: We're all part of the same crap.
Voodooism: Crap doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Wicca: The Goddess makes crap happen.

Originally posted by maybeONEday
Lutheranism: Crap happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.

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Originally posted by maybeONEday
Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?

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Originally posted by maybeONEday
Calvinism: Crap happens because you didn't work hard enough.

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Crap is all part of God's plan. Or crap is predestined.

We Calvinist don't give a crap for how hard you work.