1. Standard memberOmnislash
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    06 Jun '05 00:48
    It all comes down to crap.

    Taoism: Crap happens.
    Confucianism: Confucius says, crap happens.
    Buddhism: If crap happens, it really isn't crap.
    Zen: What is the sound of crap happening?
    Hinduism: This crap happened before.
    Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah.
    Protestantism: Let crap happen to someone else.
    Catholicism: If crap happens, you deserve it.
    Judaism: Why does crap always happen to us?
    Atheism: I don't believe this crap.
    Agnosticism: What is this crap?
  2. Standard membertelerion
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    06 Jun '05 00:59
    Originally posted by Omnislash
    It all comes down to crap.

    Taoism: Crap happens.
    Confucianism: Confucius says, crap happens.
    Buddhism: If crap happens, it really isn't crap.
    Zen: What is the sound of crap happening?
    Hinduism: This crap happened before.
    Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah.
    Protestantism: Let crap happen to someone else.
    Catholicism: If crap h ...[text shortened]... ap always happen to us?
    Atheism: I don't believe this crap.
    Agnosticism: What is this crap?
    I always like

    Jehovah Witness: "Knock, Knock. Crap happens."

    and for Coletti: "This crap was bound to happen."
  3. Standard memberColetti
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    06 Jun '05 01:27
    Originally posted by telerion
    I always like

    Jehovah Witness: "Knock, Knock. Crap happens."

    and for Coletti: "This crap was bound to happen."
    Recs for both! 😀
  4. Standard membermaybeONEday
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    06 Jun '05 16:111 edit
    Amish: Crap is good for the soil.
    Baptism: We'll wash the crap right off you.
    Calvinism: Crap happens because you didn't work hard enough.
    Charismatic Catholicism: Crap is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
    Christian Science: When crap happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
    Evangelical: Send us all your crap.
    Greek Orthodox: Crap happens, usually in three's.
    Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?
    Lutheranism: Crap happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
    Mormon: This crap is going to happen again.
    New Age: We're all part of the same crap.
    Voodooism: Crap doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
    Wicca: The Goddess makes crap happen.
  5. London
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    06 Jun '05 16:13
    Originally posted by maybeONEday
    Lutheranism: Crap happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
    ?
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    06 Jun '05 16:14
    Originally posted by maybeONEday
    Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?
    Double ?
  7. Standard memberColetti
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    06 Jun '05 16:33
    Originally posted by maybeONEday
    Calvinism: Crap happens because you didn't work hard enough.
    ??
    Crap is all part of God's plan. Or crap is predestined.

    We Calvinist don't give a crap for how hard you work.
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