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    31 May '07 16:092 edits
    think about it... because of his work it makes us look in the opposite direction (god) for help and salvation...

    also, he invented lust.. i mean, come on... give the man some credit for that

    oh... and also... he's not real... yet he's still managed to convince the world he is...

    also... he scares christians...!

    😵
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    31 May '07 16:27
    also... you're an idiot.
  3. Donationrwingett
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    31 May '07 17:48
    If the devil exists, he is clearly on god's payroll, doing god's dirty work, so god can maintain the facile charade that he's an "all loving" god.
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    31 May '07 18:01
    Originally posted by rwingett
    If the devil exists, he is clearly on god's payroll, doing god's dirty work, so god can maintain the facile charade that he's an "all loving" god.
    i think he does love everybody, in his eyes its like spanking, only much harder 😕
  5. Donationrwingett
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    01 Jun '07 02:30
    Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
    i think he does love everybody, in his eyes its like spanking, only much harder 😕
    God gives Satan an almost imperceptible nod of the head. Satan takes his cue and does the spanking, while god pretends not to notice what's going on. Later, he surreptitiously slips Satan an envelope containing his pay. All the while, they continue to berate each other whenever the cameras are rolling.
  6. Standard membersmw6869
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    01 Jun '07 05:11
    Originally posted by darvlay
    also... you're an idiot.
    I prefere a good Ashton Churchill over any cuban cigar. You?
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