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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have consulted with the Devil and while his is somewhat busy torturing Saddam and other Republicans he had this to say about bear wrestling, "@%$, Bears can suck my #$%." He then, in a voice that sounds like a Mac truck full of gravel slamming into a bus of school children, went on to describe how he frequently feeds the kidneys of Catholic Priests ...[text shortened]... see you soon and that he was looking forward to exploring the intricacies of sodomy with you.
All of a sudden, the devil sounds kinda cool to me.

God forgives paedophiles, the devil throws their kidneys to starving bears.


Who's with me ??

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have consulted with the Devil and while his is somewhat busy torturing Saddam and other Republicans he had this to say about bear wrestling, "@%$, Bears can suck my #$%." He then, in a voice that sounds like a Mac truck full of gravel slamming into a bus of school children, went on to describe how he frequently feeds the kidneys of Catholic Priests ...[text shortened]... see you soon and that he was looking forward to exploring the intricacies of sodomy with you.
I thought Sadam and Satan were lovers. . . But you are right about the priests.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
LOL maybe Rome?
Interesting, so he wrote his Bible in Rome then?

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Where's Ms Porter when I love her? ðŸ˜