the greatest worst sentence ever written -

"But even an atheist knows these things about God if he chooses to believe in God. " - dasa 17th nov 2012.


its a joy to read. hilarious, yet it makes me want to bury my head so far into my hands that my thumbs are forced up my nose and my fingers puncture my eyeballs and get jammed in my frontal lobes.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
"But even an atheist knows these things about God if he chooses to believe in God. " - dasa 17th nov 2012.


its a joy to read. hilarious, yet it makes me want to bury my head so far into my hands that my thumbs are forced up my nose and my fingers puncture my eyeballs and get jammed in my frontal lobes.

Kind of like 'If I had some ham, I could have ham and eggs, if I had some eggs'.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Kind of like 'If I had some ham, I could have ham and eggs, if I had some eggs'.

lmao

Originally posted by stellspalfie
"But even an atheist knows these things about God if he chooses to believe in God. " - dasa 17th nov 2012.


its a joy to read. hilarious, yet it makes me want to bury my head so far into my hands that my thumbs are forced up my nose and my fingers puncture my eyeballs and get jammed in my frontal lobes.

That's okay, he says equally stupid things about Christianity too, but the atheist reads these one-liners and simply nods and drives on to the next post.

Originally posted by Suzianne
That's okay, he says equally stupid things about Christianity too, but the atheist reads these one-liners and simply nods and drives on to the next post.

i find it hard to believe anybody nods at anything dasa writes.

Originally posted by Suzianne
That's okay, he says equally stupid things about Christianity too, but the atheist reads these one-liners and simply nods and drives on to the next post.

Who's "the atheist"?

And how do you know what they are thinking?

Originally posted by googlefudge
Who's "the atheist"?

And how do you know what they are thinking?

i think she's referring to our 'hive' mind. its no good pretending it doesnt exist they are on to us. we might as well come clean.

we are 'the atheist' we think as one.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
i think she's referring to our 'hive' mind. its no good pretending it doesnt exist they are on to us. we might as well come clean.

we are 'the atheist' we think as one.

After all, our religion dictates it does, right? I'll see you in church.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
i find it hard to believe anybody nods at anything dasa writes.

Dasa has created his own messianic complex on here that far surpasses, by head and shoulders, any other poster who we may lack sympathy for on this forum.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
i think she's referring to our 'hive' mind. its no good pretending it doesnt exist they are on to us. we might as well come clean.

we are 'the atheist' we think as one.

Why are we always drunk? Which one of us is hiding the drinking problem?? 😠

Originally posted by stellspalfie
i think she's referring to our 'hive' mind. its no good pretending it doesnt exist they are on to us. we might as well come clean.

we are 'the atheist' we think as one.

That means our leader controls our every move. Wow, I did not know that, totally in the dark there. And I thought I was just sleepwalking....

Originally posted by sonhouse
That means our leader controls our every move. Wow, I did not know that, totally in the dark there. And I thought I was just sleepwalking....

If your leader is not Christ, then it is Satan the devil.

Originally posted by RJHinds
If your leader is not Christ, then it is Satan the devil.

i like that you have to clarify which satan you are talking about. just in case we thought you meant satan the postman or satan the claims adjuster.

Originally posted by RJHinds
If your leader is not Christ, then it is Satan the devil.

I have always found it interesting how theists seem to constantly sway between the two concepts - that we have free will and are responsible for all our actions - or that we are largely controlled or heavily influenced by either 'good' or 'bad' entities (ultimately God or Satan).
Many theists end up with a compromise where 'free will' consists entirely of choosing to surrender to one or the other 'master' then being controlled by that entity.
Of course there is the added complexity that Satan is sometimes replaced with 'sin nature' originating with Adam.

But all this totally ignores or removes rational thinking where we set ourselves goals to either benefit ourselves or others then try to achieve those goal through our actions, or where we subconsciously satisfy our desires/addictions through our actions. My brain says it wants caffeine, so I make myself a cup of coffee without really thinking about it much. To a theist this was me deciding to either follow Gods voice or Satans voice then obeying whatever they instructed me to do. This leaves me wondering whether it was Satan or God that wanted me to have that cup of coffee and why.

Originally posted by twhitehead
I have always found it interesting how theists seem to constantly sway between the two concepts - that we have free will and are responsible for all our actions - or that we are largely controlled or heavily influenced by either 'good' or 'bad' entities (ultimately God or Satan).
Many theists end up with a compromise where 'free will' consists entirely o ...[text shortened]... ndering whether it was Satan or God that wanted me to have that cup of coffee and why.

coffee - satan
tea - god
fax - satan
e-mail - god
photocopier - satan
temp to do photocopying - god
barbara in h.r. - satan
chloe in accounts - god
power point presentation - satan
flip chart -god
monthly meeting with guy from head office - satan
bitching session disguised as a meeting - god
team building exercises - satan
getting trapped in the lift with chloe from accounts - god

its pretty obvious stuff.