the greatest worst sentence ever written -

Originally posted by stellspalfie
getting trapped in the lift with chloe from accounts - god

getting caught pressing the 'emergency stop' button in the lift - satan 😞

Originally posted by RJHinds
If your leader is not Christ, then it is Satan the devil.

That might apply to those looking for a leader.

Gave up that game in the school playground.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
coffee - satan
tea - god
fax - satan
e-mail - god
photocopier - satan
temp to do photocopying - god
barbara in h.r. - satan
chloe in accounts - god
power point presentation - satan
flip chart -god
monthly meeting with guy from head office - satan
bitching session disguised as a meeting - god
team building exercises - satan
getting trapped in the lift with chloe from accounts - god

its pretty obvious stuff.

You get my vote man, especially if you can hook me up with Chloe.

Affectionately yours,

Satan.