The worst thing about yo' momma

Originally posted by ckoh1965
Ummm... is this thread supposed to have anything spiritual about it?

Yo momma's so fat she gave her all to Jesus and it was too much.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat she gave her all to Jesus and it was too much.

Now that one made even me laugh! You irreverent reverend!

Yo momma's so fat that when she was a missionary to cannibals she brought them all to salvation by demonstrating the feeding of the 5,000.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat that when she was a missionary to cannibals she brought them all to salvation by demonstrating the feeding of the 5,000.

Reverend, yo' momma so fat, she refuses to believe in the Last Supper.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Reverend, yo' momma so fat, she refuses to believe in the Last Supper.

Yo, Doc, yo momma's so fat that when they pass the peace at her church she always starts salivatin thinkin they said "pass the peas."

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo, Doc, yo momma's so fat that when they pass the peace at her church she always starts salivatin thinkin they said "pass the peas."

Yo' momma so stupid, whenever they start lightin' candles up in church, she thinks it's somebody's birthday.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' momma so stupid, whenever they start lightin' candles up in church, she thinks it's somebody's birthday.

Yo momma's so horny that she thinks speaking in tongues has to do with oral sex.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so horny that she thinks speaking in tongues has to do with oral sex.

Yo' mama so lazy, she never even got to Genesis 2 cuz she was too lazy to turn the first page.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so lazy, she never even got to Genesis 2 cuz she was too lazy to turn the first page.

Yo momma's so stupid that when the preacher said he wuz using John chapter 14 for his co-text, she tore it out of the Bible and used it as a tampon.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so stupid that when the preacher said he wuz using John chapter 14 for his co-text, she tore it out of the Bible and used it as a tampon.

Yo' mama so fat, she ain't allowed up in the choir loft.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so fat, she ain't allowed up in the choir loft.

Yo momma's so fat and lazy that she never went on a diet because she was predestined to be fat and lazy.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat and lazy that she never went on a diet because she was predestined to be fat and lazy.

Yo' momma's so literal she corrected the preacher's grammar when he asked for "A men".

Yo momma's so ugly that when she was borned the doctor smacked your grandmother instead.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts

Originally posted by Starrman
Yo' momma so ugly you had to be immaculately concieved.

Nice. Yo' momma's so ignorant she didn't know the difference between Immaculate Conception and the Incarnation of Christ, and she didn't teach you either.