Originally posted by DoctorScribbles Yo' mama so fat, the Sunday School kids sing "Go tell it on Yo' Mama."
Yo momma's so fat that she gave thanks to God Almighty that she wasn't a camel or rich when it said it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven.
Originally posted by kirksey957 Yo momma's so fat that she gave thanks to God Almighty that she wasn't a camel or rich when it said it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the canned food drive was for her.
Originally posted by kirksey957 Yo momma's so fat that the "land flowing with milk and honey" was the result of her having a milk and molasses enema* to relieve her constipation.
* Actually this is a well known technique in medical circles to relieve the most stubborn bowel blockages.
Yo momma so fat, when she dove into the red sea....it rain for 40 days and nights