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The worst thing about yo' momma

The worst thing about yo' momma

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat and lazy that she never went on a diet because she was predestined to be fat and lazy.
Yo' mama so fat, the Sunday School kids sing "Go tell it on Yo' Mama."

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so fat, the Sunday School kids sing "Go tell it on Yo' Mama."
Yo momma's so fat that she gave thanks to God Almighty that she wasn't a camel or rich when it said it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat that she gave thanks to God Almighty that she wasn't a camel or rich when it said it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the canned food drive was for her.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the canned food drive was for her.
And yo' mama so poor, it was!

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
And yo' mama so poor, it was!
Yo momma's so fat that she is the reason kosher came into being.

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yo momma is so old, when god said "let there be light", she flipped the switch

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat that she is the reason kosher came into being.
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to smoke an organ pipe.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to smoke an organ pipe.
Yo' mama so fat and stupid, the Brothaz had to stop her oiling him up and then shoving chickens in the Friar.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Yo' mama so fat and stupid, the Brothaz had to stop her oiling him up and then shoving chickens in the Friar.
Yo' mama so nasty, she gave up brushing her teeth for Lent.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so nasty, she gave up brushing her teeth for Lent.
Yo momma's so fat that her baptismal robe was a circus tent.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so nasty, she gave up brushing her teeth for Lent.
Yo' momma so old, she remember Forum Wars. Whatup, Hardocco?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat that her baptismal robe was a circus tent.
Yo' momma even older; she remember da sexy sexy New Testimonials of tha Apostles. Whatup, Professa K?

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Yo' momma blew my cover once; I blew my cover too. All over her face. Ya heard.

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Yo momma's so fat that the "land flowing with milk and honey" was the result of her having a milk and molasses enema* to relieve her constipation.

* Actually this is a well known technique in medical circles to relieve the most stubborn bowel blockages.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat that the "land flowing with milk and honey" was the result of her having a milk and molasses enema* to relieve her constipation.

* Actually this is a well known technique in medical circles to relieve the most stubborn bowel blockages.
Yo momma so fat, when she dove into the red sea....it rain for 40 days and nights