Originally posted by DoctorScribblesYo' momma such a bad momma she hired the priest to babysit you?
1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesYo momma so ashamed of you that SHE ran away from home.
1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesYo momma's so fat that she rends her garments every damn day she gets dressed.
1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.