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The worst thing about yo' momma

The worst thing about yo' momma

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1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.
yo mamma' had you!

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.
Yo' momma such a bad momma she hired the priest to babysit you?

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Yo' momma so ugly you had to be immaculately concieved.

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Yo' momma so goddamn weird she ran a brotha's feet through her hair.

Yo' momma such a bitch that she still shares custody of you with your deadbeat pops even though it was some other dude who let her ride his ass to Bethlehem.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.
Yo momma so ashamed of you that SHE ran away from home.

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yo momma so ugly, when she goes to the beach the tide goes out

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Yo mama so fat, they showed a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama so dumb, that she went to a movies, it said "under 17 not admitted", so she went home and brought 16 of her friends.

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Yo' momma is so ugly that when she enters the bank they turn off the cameras!

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Ummm... is this thread supposed to have anything spiritual about it?

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Originally posted by ckoh1965
Ummm... is this thread supposed to have anything spiritual about it?
Yeah... Yo' momma! 😛
Do know that I'm just kidding with you!

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
1) Yo' momma so fat, she can't fit in the pew.
2) Yo' momma so lazy, she go to the bathroom right before offering so she don't have to pass the collection plate.
3) Yo' momma so stupid, she believed the sermon.
Yo momma's so fat that she rends her garments every damn day she gets dressed.

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This game .. called "the dozens" when I was a kid, caused a lot of fights.

Disrespect it what it's all about.

They say it's the root of rap music as we know it today.

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Originally posted by ckoh1965
Ummm... is this thread supposed to have anything spiritual about it?
Yo mama so fat, even Jesus won't forgive her.

There ya go.

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your moma is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car