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    28 Dec '17 13:48
    We have all heard the accusation. A group of men huddled in a dark corner make up the entire Christian faith.

    Problem is, there is no possible way that ever happened. By using nothing but logic I can prove it.

    What group of men would outlaw premarital sex, adultery, and getting drunk?

    Answer: They don't exist.
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    28 Dec '17 13:54
    Ok, I can now hear the wheels turning. Maybe women made it all up.

    Really? Why would gossip and pride the whole bit about making the man the head of the household be in the doctrine of faith if that were the case?

    Face it, it just makes no sense! 😠

    Of course, cows could have created the Christian faith. After all, only Christians allow eating pork, something I would think cows would be in favor of.

    Et mor chiken or poork!
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    28 Dec '17 15:20
    Originally posted by @whodey
    What group of men would outlaw premarital sex, adultery, and getting drunk?
    Do you have any knowledge of anthropology and/or culture-related disciplines at all? You sometimes remind me of the central character in the file Memento (who suffered from anterograde amnesia) in so far as you are only able to remember and regurgitate the very last confirmation bias blog you just looked at. 😛
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    28 Dec '17 20:46
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Do you have any knowledge of anthropology and/or culture-related disciplines at all? You sometimes remind me of the central character in the file Memento (who suffered from anterograde amnesia) in so far as you are only able to remember and regurgitate the very last confirmation bias blog you just looked at. 😛
    Still refusing to see the evidence before you I see.

    No matter, not only have I proven Christianity to be real, I've also proven it is far superior to all other religions as well.

    Hindus, Muslims, and Jews all are not allowed to eat bacon.
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    28 Dec '17 20:591 edit
    Originally posted by @whodey
    We have all heard the accusation. A group of men huddled in a dark corner make up the entire Christian faith.

    Problem is, there is no possible way that ever happened. By using nothing but logic I can prove it.

    What group of men would outlaw premarital sex, adultery, and getting drunk?

    Answer: They don't exist.
    It doesn't matter that these things are outlawed. Do all of them anyway. Then pray a little prayer to Jesus, and you're good.

    That way, you get all the benefit of a pretense of superior morality, without missing out on the fun.
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    28 Dec '17 21:59
    Originally posted by @whodey
    We have all heard the accusation. A group of men huddled in a dark corner make up the entire Christian faith.

    Problem is, there is no possible way that ever happened. By using nothing but logic I can prove it.

    What group of men would outlaw premarital sex, adultery, and getting drunk?

    Answer: They don't exist.
    The very fact that no one obeys these instructions must, therefore, prove you wrong?
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    28 Dec '17 22:21
    Originally posted by @divegeester
    The very fact that no one obeys these instructions must, therefore, prove you wrong?
    So I take it you admit being an adulterer. Do you continue in your cheating ways? Or do you just cheat on your wife while you are drunk?
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    28 Dec '17 22:32
    Originally posted by @eladar
    So I take it you admit being an adulterer. Do you continue in your cheating ways? Or do you just cheat on your wife while you are drunk?
    Are you holding me up as an exemplifier of the Christian religion?
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    28 Dec '17 22:33
    Originally posted by @eladar
    So I take it you admit being an adulterer. Do you continue in your cheating ways? Or do you just cheat on your wife while you are drunk?
    Do you burp or just fart between mouthfuls?
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    28 Dec '17 22:34
    Originally posted by @eladar
    So I take it you admit being an adulterer. Do you continue in your cheating ways? Or do you just cheat on your wife while you are drunk?
    Do you ever look at porn or naked fat boys on the internet?
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    28 Dec '17 23:25
    Originally posted by @divegeester
    Do you ever look at porn or naked fat boys on the internet?
    No

    Do you?
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    29 Dec '17 10:281 edit
    Originally posted by @bigdoggproblem
    It doesn't matter that these things are outlawed. Do all of them anyway. Then pray a little prayer to Jesus, and you're good.

    That way, you get all the benefit of a pretense of superior morality, without missing out on the fun.
    This is the truth of Matthew 7:14.

    The pretense has no benefit.
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    30 Dec '17 15:37
    Originally posted by @whodey
    We have all heard the accusation. A group of men huddled in a dark corner make up the entire Christian faith.

    Problem is, there is no possible way that ever happened. By using nothing but logic I can prove it.

    What group of men would outlaw premarital sex, adultery, and getting drunk?

    Answer: They don't exist.
    Men who have experienced the consequences of transgressions in these and other areas of unbridled behavior.
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    02 Jan '18 05:42
    Originally posted by @bigdoggproblem
    It doesn't matter that these things are outlawed. Do all of them anyway. Then pray a little prayer to Jesus, and you're good.

    That way, you get all the benefit of a pretense of superior morality, without missing out on the fun.
    watch out for rising water-----
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    This god-given guidance isn't much better than what regular humans come up with.
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