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    03 Jun '07 00:58
    elders of a small country church that had a meeting and decided to paint the church. They got the paint out of the shed and started painting and saw that there wasn't enough paint, so they decided to dilute it and continued painting. They were just about done, but noticed there wasn't enough paint so they added some more water, and then finished the job. They stood back and looked at the church and said it looked pretty good up close, so they walked off aways to look at it from a distance, turned around to look and saw a dark little cloud moving in and stop over the top of the church and begin to just pour down rain all over it till all the paint was washed off.
    Then out of the sky they heard a booming loud voice say, "repaint and thin no more".
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    03 Jun '07 01:41
    wow where di you here that
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    03 Jun '07 02:28
    Originally posted by LivingForJesus
    wow where di you here that
    You had to be there...
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    03 Jun '07 18:141 edit
    Originally posted by josephw
    elders of a small country church that had a meeting and decided to paint the church. They got the paint out of the shed and started painting and saw that there wasn't enough paint, so they decided to dilute it and continued painting. They were just about done, but noticed there wasn't enough paint so they added some more water, and then finished the job. The ...[text shortened]... d off.
    Then out of the sky they heard a booming loud voice say, "repaint and thin no more".
    I have'nt laughed that hard since I saw Jim Carrey part the waters in his pea soup in the movie "Bruce Almighty". 😛
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    03 Jun '07 22:41
    Originally posted by whodey
    I have'nt laughed that hard since I saw Jim Carrey part the waters in his pea soup in the movie "Bruce Almighty". 😛
    Speaking of Pea Soup.

    What's the difference between Pea Soup and Roast Beef?

    Anyone can roast beef.
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    04 Jun '07 00:29
    Originally posted by whodey
    I have'nt laughed that hard since I saw Jim Carrey part the waters in his pea soup in the movie "Bruce Almighty". 😛
    That would be Pea Thoup in the context of this thread wouldn't it?
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    04 Jun '07 01:11
    Originally posted by josephw
    elders of a small country church that had a meeting and decided to paint the church. They got the paint out of the shed and started painting and saw that there wasn't enough paint, so they decided to dilute it and continued painting. They were just about done, but noticed there wasn't enough paint so they added some more water, and then finished the job. The ...[text shortened]... d off.
    Then out of the sky they heard a booming loud voice say, "repaint and thin no more".
    what is the significance of the story?
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    04 Jun '07 01:31
    Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
    what is the significance of the story?
    ith a joke ...
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    04 Jun '07 02:57
    Originally posted by Big Mac
    Speaking of Pea Soup.

    What's the difference between Pea Soup and Roast Beef?

    Anyone can roast beef.
    You can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick.
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    04 Jun '07 03:012 edits
    Originally posted by Big Mac
    Speaking of Pea Soup.

    What's the difference between Pea Soup and Roast Beef?

    Anyone can roast beef.
    LOL.

    Try ordering chicken soup in a restaurant and as the waiter walks away yell, "Hold that chicken and make it pea!". Its good for at least a few chuckles.
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    04 Jun '07 03:05
    Originally posted by whodey
    LOL.

    Try ordering chicken soup in a restaurant and as the waiter walks away yell, "Hold that chicken and make it pea!". Its good for at least a few chuckles.
    😀
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    04 Jun '07 04:20
    Originally posted by amannion
    ith a joke ...
    i didnt laugh
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    04 Jun '07 04:27
    Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
    i didnt laugh
    It was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
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    04 Jun '07 04:28
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    You can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick.
    does pricking your finger have any significance in spirituality?
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    04 Jun '07 04:561 edit
    Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
    does pricking your finger have any significance in spirituality?
    Yes. It's one method that Catholic charlatans employ in order to feign stigmata.
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