Things Jesus Never Said

Go ye into all the world and twist the scriptures so that no one gets offended.

All Christians who profess my name will get eternal life. Not even the Father can revoke it.

Forgiveness is not an option if a Christian sins.

You are all filthy rags. Your righteousness is nothing so dont even try to do good works

Anyone who claims to be without sin is telling the truth.

You must earn your salvation - just like the thief on the cross next to me.

Works performed for the sake of earning salvation are credited as righteous.

Go ye into the world, puff out your chest and condemn people to hell.

When thou readest the Bible, ignore the passages concerning My Resurrection, the miracles I performed, the statements where I identified as God and My sacrifice for sins.

Blot out those passages and write, “Do good works. Jesus will judge” in their place.

No one seeks after God and none are righteous. *ahem* EXCEPT the legalistic whitewashed tombs that proudly boast of their good works, assault my bride the Church, condem believers to hell, and deny the sufficiency of my torturous death on the cross.

And he shall set the Christians on his right hand, but the Non Christians on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For you called me Lord, and ye went to church: you read the Bible, you donated gifts to the pastor: you bough presents for the pastors wife, and you ignored the poor unbelievers:

A certain atheist went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead. And by chance there came down a certain Pentecostal that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side. And likewise a Local Church Leader, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side. But a certain Non Christian, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him, And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him. And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee. Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? Its the Pentecostal and the Local Church Leader. The nonChristian was trying to earn his salvation. Do not do like him.

If you dont believe that I died and was resurrected you cannot have eternal life

Originally posted by @rajk999
If you dont believe that I died and was resurrected you cannot have eternal life

I am equal to my Father