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Things Jesus Never Said

Things Jesus Never Said

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Longevity sir is a sign of greatness.
ew I guess cockroaches are pretty great.

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I see an nbc series where we work together, fighting evil. Cockroaches and humans.

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Originally posted by @rajk999
Good one but that must be at least 30 yrs old .
Which tells you what?

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Originally posted by @rajk999
If you dont believe that I died and was resurrected you cannot have eternal life
You ain't jesus, buddy. You look very goofy saying so, over and over.

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Jesus can walk on water, and he can turn water into wine. I wonder if jesus can walk on wine?

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Or was he staggering a bit there.

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Everyone sins, all sins are equally evil ,so one can live any lifestyle and be found righteous on judgement day.

Go and sin no more means that what you were doing was not sinful at all.

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Originally posted by @eladar
Everyone sins, all sins are equally evil ,so one can live any lifestyle and be found righteous on judgement day.

Go and sin no more means that what you were doing was not sinful at all.
Do you feel guilty for being born? That would be a personal problem.

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Originally posted by @eladar
Everyone sins, all sins are equally evil ,so one can live any lifestyle and be found righteous on judgement day.

Go and sin no more means that what you were doing was not sinful at all.
When were you appointed arbiter? Eating meat on sunday or raping kids, those sins are not equal. Shame on you.

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Originally posted by @apathist
When were you appointed arbiter? Eating meat on sunday or raping kids, those sins are not equal. Shame on you.
Wasn't he just following the thread title and saying something Jesus would never say?

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Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
Wasn't he just following the thread title and saying something Jesus would never say?
No, that isn't what happened. I appreciate your moderate influence though.

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Originally posted by @apathist
Do you feel guilty for being born? That would be a personal problem.
No but obviously you do. Gotta feel sorry for you. You are over populating the planet and you know it and you see the generational evil within your own family.

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Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
Wasn't he just following the thread title and saying something Jesus would never say?
Of course but this malaka hasn't a clue.

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Originally posted by @apathist
No, that isn't what happened. I appreciate your moderate influence though.
I think now that was my bad. Sorry.

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Maybe I should put emotion into that apology. I never ever want to be wrong but it happens all the time. Makes me glower. Is that a real word?