Originally posted by Hand of HecateBah - thats an old one, but I heard it was God and Saint Peter playing golf.
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the ...[text shortened]... t Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna f*k around?"