Water into wine...

Water into wine...

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How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

Did Judas threaten to tell Caesar Augustus about the magic, and that was his betrayal?

I'm more interested in the water into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

-m.

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Originally posted by mikelom
How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

Did Judas ...[text shortened]... ter into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

-m.
Water into wine is easy.

Oh no, sorry...I was thinking of wine into water.

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Originally posted by mikelom
How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

Did Judas ...[text shortened]... ter into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

-m.
Piece of cake.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Piece of cake.
Explain.

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16 Feb 13

Originally posted by mikelom
How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

Did Judas ...[text shortened]... ter into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

-m.
Oh that's nothing. Dwarves made mead out of the blood of a wise man named Kvasir. All they had to do was cut him open. I bet the process took less than an hour. This is why mead was called Kvasir's blood.

Norse mythology is way cooler than Christian Mythology.

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Originally posted by mikelom

Explain.

-m.
If you, personally, created the game of chess (ex nihilo), would you be able to teach

a normal two year old how to play well enough to be Rated #1 on Red Hot Pawn?

~o

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you, personally, created the game of chess (ex nihilo), would you be able to teach

a normal two year old how to play well enough to be Rated #1 on Red Hot Pawn?

~o
How many years do I have to teach them?

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Originally posted by googlefudge
How many years do I have to teach them?
(1003)

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
(1003)
If they have the ability then 1003 years aught to be sufficient.

So I would say yes.

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Originally posted by divegeester
Water into wine is easy.

Oh no, sorry...I was thinking of wine into water.
Maybe you were really thinking of wine into piss. 😏

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Originally posted by googlefudge
If they have the ability then 1003 years aught to be sufficient.

So I would say yes.
How about 6 days? That's a long time. 😏

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Originally posted by RJHinds
How about 6 days? That's a long time. 😏
Objectively then no it's a really really really short time...

Subjectively it could seem like a long time...

It would for example be an enormous amount of time to be stuck hanging over a cliff edge.

It would be an incredibly short amount of time to be married... Possibly depending on who you were married to...

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Originally posted by googlefudge

If they have the ability then 1003 years aught to be sufficient.

So I would say yes.
What if (1003) is the Miracle Worker's RHP Chess Rating?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What if (1003) is the Miracle Worker's RHP Chess Rating?
Who is the miracle worker?

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Originally posted by googlefudge

Who is the miracle worker?
16 Feb '13 08:53
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"If you, personally, created the game of chess (ex nihilo), would you be able to teach
a normal two year old how to play well enough to be Rated #1 on Red Hot Pawn?"
~o

"How many years do I have to teach them?" (googlefudge)
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