1. Wat?
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    16 Feb '13 07:36
    How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

    Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

    Did Judas threaten to tell Caesar Augustus about the magic, and that was his betrayal?

    I'm more interested in the water into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

    -m.
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    16 Feb '13 09:31
    Originally posted by mikelom
    How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

    Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

    Did Judas ...[text shortened]... ter into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

    -m.
    Water into wine is easy.

    Oh no, sorry...I was thinking of wine into water.
  3. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    16 Feb '13 10:13
    Originally posted by mikelom
    How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

    Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

    Did Judas ...[text shortened]... ter into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

    -m.
    Piece of cake.
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    16 Feb '13 13:01
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Piece of cake.
    Explain.

    -m.
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    16 Feb '13 13:12
    Originally posted by mikelom
    How did Jesus, assuming nobody wrote the Harry Potter book of the day, called "The Bible", ferment water into wine in an hour or two, a scientific process which normally takes at least 3 weeks to 1 month.

    Was the casket magically changed by an accomplice from behind a curtain, like Judas, when nobody was looking and Jesus had their attention?

    Did Judas ...[text shortened]... ter into wine though. Was the Lord god capable of interfering with scientific process?

    -m.
    Oh that's nothing. Dwarves made mead out of the blood of a wise man named Kvasir. All they had to do was cut him open. I bet the process took less than an hour. This is why mead was called Kvasir's blood.

    Norse mythology is way cooler than Christian Mythology.
  6. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    16 Feb '13 14:51
    Originally posted by mikelom

    Explain.

    -m.
    If you, personally, created the game of chess (ex nihilo), would you be able to teach

    a normal two year old how to play well enough to be Rated #1 on Red Hot Pawn?

    ~o
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    16 Feb '13 14:53
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    If you, personally, created the game of chess (ex nihilo), would you be able to teach

    a normal two year old how to play well enough to be Rated #1 on Red Hot Pawn?

    ~o
    How many years do I have to teach them?
  8. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    16 Feb '13 15:20
    Originally posted by googlefudge
    How many years do I have to teach them?
    (1003)
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    16 Feb '13 15:44
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    (1003)
    If they have the ability then 1003 years aught to be sufficient.

    So I would say yes.
  10. Standard memberRJHinds
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    16 Feb '13 16:13
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Water into wine is easy.

    Oh no, sorry...I was thinking of wine into water.
    Maybe you were really thinking of wine into piss. 😏
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    16 Feb '13 16:16
    Originally posted by googlefudge
    If they have the ability then 1003 years aught to be sufficient.

    So I would say yes.
    How about 6 days? That's a long time. 😏
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    16 Feb '13 16:19
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    How about 6 days? That's a long time. 😏
    Objectively then no it's a really really really short time...

    Subjectively it could seem like a long time...

    It would for example be an enormous amount of time to be stuck hanging over a cliff edge.

    It would be an incredibly short amount of time to be married... Possibly depending on who you were married to...
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    16 Feb '13 18:48
    Originally posted by googlefudge

    If they have the ability then 1003 years aught to be sufficient.

    So I would say yes.
    What if (1003) is the Miracle Worker's RHP Chess Rating?
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    16 Feb '13 22:26
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    What if (1003) is the Miracle Worker's RHP Chess Rating?
    Who is the miracle worker?
  15. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    16 Feb '13 22:50
    Originally posted by googlefudge

    Who is the miracle worker?
    16 Feb '13 08:53
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    "If you, personally, created the game of chess (ex nihilo), would you be able to teach
    a normal two year old how to play well enough to be Rated #1 on Red Hot Pawn?"
    ~o

    "How many years do I have to teach them?" (googlefudge)
    .
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