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What happens if god gets drunk?

What happens if god gets drunk?

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Originally posted by josephw
Well, if God is omniscient, then it stands to reason He is also omnipotent. If God is omnipotent, then it stands to reason nothing can resist Him. If Nothing can resist God, then it stands to reason nothing can cause an effect on Him.

[b]"Does god know the feeling of complete drunkenness?"[/B]

God is omniscient. 🙂
You have just shown the inconsistency between omnipotence and omniscience.

Putting a smiley after it doesn't make it any less true.

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Originally posted by DeepThought
No, there's a paradox you've missed. God being God is invulnerable and therefore can withstand any amount of alcohol. However being God and omnipotent he can also produce wine of such incredible potency that one glass will render any who drink it insensible. So, if God cannot succeed in becoming drunk his omnipotence is compromised and if he can his i ...[text shortened]... ipotence) is compromised. Moderation doesn't resolve the paradox as it's possibility is enough.
The fact that God is also Jesus may resolve the so-called paradox. I believe Jesus was the one that said that all things are possible with God. 😏


Originally posted by RJHinds
The fact that God is also Jesus may resolve the so-called paradox. I believe Jesus was the one that said that all things are possible with God. 😏
The other paradox apparent is that the irresistible force of logic seems to flounder against the unmovable object of your mind.

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Originally posted by josephw
Well, if God is omniscient, then it stands to reason He is also omnipotent. If God is omnipotent, then it stands to reason nothing can resist Him. If Nothing can resist God, then it stands to reason nothing can cause an effect on Him.

[b]"Does god know the feeling of complete drunkenness?"[/B]

God is omniscient. 🙂
"Well, if God is omniscient, then it stands to reason He is also omnipotent"
no it doesn't.

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
"Well, if God is omniscient, then it stands to reason He is also omnipotent"
no it doesn't.
Maybe just impotent...

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"...there ain't no devil there's just god when he's drunk..."

Edit: See Moonbus beat me to the punch. Or is that wine?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
God had human attributes and it knows about wine, ALL about wine, so it stands to reason it could just drink too much and get drunk. Could that explain why it was regretful after the flood and maybe loss of memory like when it should have known the outcome of Ab's test?
No Jesus didn't ever get drunk!

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Originally posted by RBHILL
No Jesus didn't ever get drunk!
How do you know? I'm pretty sure the Gospels are silent on the matter.

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Originally posted by DeepThought
How do you know? I'm pretty sure the Gospels are silent on the matter.
If you're drunk you do sinful things. So therefore Jesus wouldn't of gotten drunk.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
If you're drunk you do sinful things. So therefore Jesus wouldn't of gotten drunk.
He could have drunken himself to a stupor inside the church and passed out before he had a chance to go outside and raise havoc. But I suppose he could have been looking at the nice stained glasswork in the windows and went, "Wow, that is one FINE broad".....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
He could have drunken himself to a stupor inside the church and passed out before he had a chance to go outside and raise havoc. But I suppose he could have been looking at the nice stained glasswork in the windows and went, "Wow, that is one FINE broad".....
I believe He would cast you into the Lake of Fire and Brimstone. How do you like that? 😏

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Originally posted by RJHinds
I believe He would cast you into the Lake of Fire and Brimstone. How do you like that? 😏
I LOVE a nice warm bath.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
He could have drunken himself to a stupor inside the church and passed out before he had a chance to go outside and raise havoc. But I suppose he could have been looking at the nice stained glasswork in the windows and went, "Wow, that is one FINE broad".....
Back then there wasn't a Christian church. It was the synagogues. And there was no Stain Glass back then.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
Back then there wasn't a Christian church. It was the synagogues. And there was no Stain Glass back then.
So? It's MY OP!🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
So? It's MY OP!🙂
It's your ignorance, old man. 😏

On the other hand, Jesus says it more gently by saying it is lack of knowledge that people perish.