What I believe

1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began

Originally posted by amolv06
1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began[/b]

chuck smacks abe lincoln around.

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Originally posted by amolv06
1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began[/b]

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Originally posted by amolv06
1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began[/b]

Originally posted by Suzianne
I used to play World of Warcraft.

So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.

Originally posted by Suzianne
I used to play World of Warcraft.

So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.

Originally posted by amolv06
Oh no no no. You thought I was making a joke about Chuck Norris? No, sillies! I was making a joke about God. I'm way to scared of Chuck to make jokes about him.