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    1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

    2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the BIG BANG!!!!!

    3.) The universe began
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    05 Dec '11 21:15
    Originally posted by amolv06
    1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

    2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!


    3.) The universe began[/b]
    Hehehe 😀 Good joke.
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    06 Dec '11 03:44
    chuck smacks abe lincoln around.

    YouTube
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    12 Dec '11 20:47
    Originally posted by amolv06
    1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

    2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!


    3.) The universe began[/b]
    Interesting. You might like this.

    YouTube&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL8825E32D1B177FBE
  5. SubscriberSuzianne
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    12 Dec '11 23:22
    Originally posted by amolv06
    1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

    2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!


    3.) The universe began[/b]
    I used to play World of Warcraft.

    So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.
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    13 Dec '11 03:551 edit
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I used to play World of Warcraft.

    So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.
    you can never have enough chuck norris jokes.
    i did the wow thing myself. got bored with it after level 20.
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    13 Dec '11 06:07
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I used to play World of Warcraft.

    So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.
    Oh no no no. You thought I was making a joke about Chuck Norris? No, sillies! I was making a joke about God. I'm way to scared of Chuck to make jokes about him.
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    13 Dec '11 08:19
    Originally posted by amolv06
    Oh no no no. You thought I was making a joke about Chuck Norris? No, sillies! I was making a joke about God. I'm way to scared of Chuck to make jokes about him.
    that's because chuck norris roundhouse kicked his sense of humor into submission.
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