What I believe

amolv06

Spirituality

05 Dec 11 20:54

amolv06

Joined: 08 Oct 06
Moves: 24000

05 Dec 11 20:54

1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began

RJHinds

The Near Genius

Fort Gordon

Joined: 24 Jan 11
Moves: 13644

05 Dec 11 21:15

Originally posted by amolv06
1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began[/b]

Hehehe 😀 Good joke.

VoidSpirit

Windsor, Ontario

Joined: 10 Jun 11
Moves: 3829

06 Dec 11 03:44

chuck smacks abe lincoln around.

jaywill

Joined: 02 Aug 06
Moves: 12622

12 Dec 11 20:47

Originally posted by amolv06
1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began[/b]

Interesting. You might like this.

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Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37906

12 Dec 11 23:22

Originally posted by amolv06
1.) In the Beginning there was God. And Chuck Norris.

2.) Chuck Norris and God got into a fight. Chuck punched God in the face. Scientists came to know this in the 20th century as the [b]BIG BANG!!!!!

3.) The universe began[/b]

I used to play World of Warcraft.

So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.

VoidSpirit

Windsor, Ontario

Joined: 10 Jun 11
Moves: 3829

13 Dec 11 03:55

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I used to play World of Warcraft.

So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.

you can never have enough chuck norris jokes.
i did the wow thing myself. got bored with it after level 20.

amolv06

Joined: 08 Oct 06
Moves: 24000

13 Dec 11 06:07

Originally posted by Suzianne
I used to play World of Warcraft.

So I'm pretty much full up on Chuck Norris jokes, thanks.

Oh no no no. You thought I was making a joke about Chuck Norris? No, sillies! I was making a joke about God. I'm way to scared of Chuck to make jokes about him.

VoidSpirit

Windsor, Ontario

Joined: 10 Jun 11
Moves: 3829

13 Dec 11 08:19

Originally posted by amolv06
Oh no no no. You thought I was making a joke about Chuck Norris? No, sillies! I was making a joke about God. I'm way to scared of Chuck to make jokes about him.

that's because chuck norris roundhouse kicked his sense of humor into submission.