What 'makes you' believe?

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Because you are, just like you would be entitled to your opinion that the moon is made of cheese.

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I couldn’t care less, scuba kid.

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Because you’re a third-grader and adults sometimes think third-graders don’t know enough to have an opinion.

But you drink ale like a big boy.

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It sure is, snorkel boy.

Your obsession of what people in here think of you - while you’re cloaked in anonymity - is a tad contradictory.

Just speak your mind like a big boy and let the chips fall where they may.

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At least your parents must be proud of you so at least you’ve got that going for you.

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Your parents must be proud, what a fine young man they have raised.

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The parents that raised you, bless them.