What would Jesus do

...for a Klondike bar?

Originally posted by Raven69
...for a Klondike bar?

hee,hee

Could Jesus freeze a Klondike bar so solidly that he couldn't bite into it?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Could Jesus freeze a Klondike bar so solidly that he couldn't bite into it?

Only if He wanted to!

Originally posted by josephw
Only if He wanted to!

is that bite it or freeze it?or both?

Run away like a girl. "No Satan please don't hurt me, I'm going to tell my daddy, sniffle, sniffle". Fuc*ing pansy

First of all cursing is not good whether you wrote the whole thing or not you are still implying that. Second of all God cannot do anything against His Nature, when anyone says "God can do anythong we mean anything that's not against His Nature, He cannot contradicti Himself

Originally posted by daniel58
First of all cursing is not good whether you wrote the whole thing or not you are still implying that. Second of all God cannot do anything against His Nature, when anyone says "God can do anythong we mean anything that's not against His Nature, He cannot contradicti Himself

I suspect you are wrong.
'God' does contradict or even change her own laws.
Whats true for one dimension is not necessarily true for the next.
Paradoxes and contradictions litter our known reality( quantum )
This is just something we are going to have to live with, As disturbing as the implications may be!

God is not a her.