Originally posted by PhuzudakaJust a joke dude, its just a joke. I was not there when God made everything nor is there any scripture that says God had indigestion. That is, of coarse, except for the scripture about him making ATUMS. Get it, ATUMS and Eve. OK so I'm no Chris Rock but I try.
So what caused his indigestion?
Originally posted by PhuzudakaActually, the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. Beware you all the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief!!!
Did everything that exists just come from a cosmic burp? What caused the cosmic burp if there was one? And where did the cause come from?
Originally posted by PhuzudakaThat's what we all want to know, could be we'll never know. I don't think we can know in this life.
Did everything that exists just come from a cosmic burp? What caused the cosmic burp if there was one? And where did the cause come from?
On the other hand, perhaps when we die everthing is revealed to us .. it's possible.