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there i was walking along when this blinding light appeared out of the sky, the voice of Charles Russell stated, robbie robbie why are you persecuting me, i said i dunno, but you got a huge beard and big sideburns, he said 'Cool aint they', so anyway after taking copious amounts of LSD and Ganga i got fed up with my life and searching for truths so i decided to give Christianity a try, Jesus had always been a kind of hero, like Che Guevara, or some other freedom fighter, so i asked around.
The Mormons were a little sinister i felt and they could not help me, we argued a lot, so i thought of asking the the priest but then i remembered how my fathers family had boycotted his wedding because he did not marry a Catholic and he couldn't help me, nor could the minister for i had been kind of a catholic/protestant which got me beat up at school a few times, Hari krishnas were too strict and i did not like to beg, my best friend was a Muslim but said i was going to hell if i didnt convert which i thought was unfair, Hinduism was appealing but their gods were weird and occultism and Alistair Crowley was too painful, especially the meditation, then a friend told me that the earth was going to be a paradise, that injustice and suffering would be gone and that there would be no warfare, and being an ecologically minded person who loved to hug trees, i agreed, so down went the Colonel Gaddafi biographies and Gaelic studies, out went the ganja plants and i started to study the bible, here i am fifteen years later a twisted and contorted man, with a beautiful loving wife and a family to care for - happy days!
The Mormons were a little sinister i felt and they could not help me, we argued a lot, so i thought of asking the the priest but then i remembered how my fathers family had boycotted his wedding because he did not marry a Catholic and he couldn't help me, nor could the minister for i had been kind of a catholic/protestant which got me beat up at school a few times, Hari krishnas were too strict and i did not like to beg, my best friend was a Muslim but said i was going to hell if i didnt convert which i thought was unfair, Hinduism was appealing but their gods were weird and occultism and Alistair Crowley was too painful, especially the meditation, then a friend told me that the earth was going to be a paradise, that injustice and suffering would be gone and that there would be no warfare, and being an ecologically minded person who loved to hug trees, i agreed, so down went the Colonel Gaddafi biographies and Gaelic studies, out went the ganja plants and i started to study the bible, here i am fifteen years later a twisted and contorted man, with a beautiful loving wife and a family to care for - happy days!