wouldn't it be cool

if God was cool? not a guy who is all stuck up and wants you to worship him but instead a guy who would say "get off your knees dumbass and stop worshipping me." or a guy who doesn't 'turn the other cheek' but instead really kicks ass and is also a great rocker like Rob Zombie or somethin', that would be cool.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
if God was cool? not a guy who is all stuck up and wants you to worship him but instead a guy who would say "get off your knees dumbass and stop worshipping me." or a guy who doesn't 'turn the other cheek' but instead really kicks ass and is also a great rocker like Rob Zombie or somethin', that would be cool.

Ya, when you're 16 and don't know you're ars from a hole in the ground. 😉

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
if God was cool? not a guy who is all stuck up and wants you to worship him but instead a guy who would say "get off your knees dumbass and stop worshipping me." or a guy who doesn't 'turn the other cheek' but instead really kicks ass and is also a great rocker like Rob Zombie or somethin', that would be cool.

The Media wants you to worship Rock Stars. Haven't you seen crowds of kids waving their hands in adoration at some Rock Star?

Have you never heard of "American Idol"? If that is not worship I don't know what is!

It is Idol worship - American Idol worship.

So don't look now, but the ones who want you prostrate and worshipful of rockers are the guys making the big bucks off of their albums and concerts.

Even John Lennon eventually had to turn to Jesus to get some peace from his chaotic and addictive life of unhappiness.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
if God was cool? not a guy who is all stuck up and wants you to worship him but instead a guy who would say "get off your knees dumbass and stop worshipping me." or a guy who doesn't 'turn the other cheek' but instead really kicks ass and is also a great rocker like Rob Zombie or somethin', that would be cool.

Maybe in the Republic of Heaven?

Originally posted by jaywill
Even John Lennon eventually had to turn to Jesus to get some peace from his chaotic and addictive life of unhappiness.

He also turned to Yoko, and that worked really well.

Originally posted by josephw
Ya, when you're 16 and don't know you're ars from a hole in the ground. 😉

i just think god is too up tight, he needs to chill out, smoke a blunt, and learn to be more laid back

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
...great rocker like Rob Zombie...

Rob Zombie?! It sounds like half his stuff uses a drum machine. Is this what passes for great rock these days?

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Rob Zombie?! It sounds like half his stuff uses a drum machine. Is this what passes for great rock these days?

better than that emo crap

Originally posted by jaywill
Even John Lennon eventually had to turn to Jesus to get some peace from his chaotic and addictive life of unhappiness.

A brief web search suggests that he suffered a bout of Christianity during 1977 that lasted between a couple of weeks and a couple of months. After that he turned to other kinds of mystical and superstitios nonsense such as tarot cards and astrology.

See
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2000/june12/34.86.html

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
better than that emo crap

Well, yes, everything is better than emo crap. Except maybe country music.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
i just think god is too up tight, he needs to chill out, smoke a blunt, and learn to be more laid back

When are you going to stop undermining your intelligence?