Yo' Bishop so sleazy

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he tried to underbid Judas.

Yo’ Bishop so sleazy, he started a betting pool on Jesus of Nazareth versus Jesus bar-Abbas.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he tried to underbid Judas.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he seduced the woman caught in adultery.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he pretended he was passed out drunk to get some action from his daughters.

Yo’ Bishop so sleazy, he went and watered the wine Jesus made from water.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he applied for sexual abuse insurance and got rejected.

Yo’ Bishop so sleazy, he made a bundle selling flood insurance door-to-door, and used the profits to build an ark.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he bribed Moses to chisel away the 11th Commandment: "Thou shalt not molest thy nuns, nor thy parishioners, nor their sons nor daughters."

Yo bishop so sleazy he picks up women at abortion clinics.

Yo' bishop so sleazy he corn-dogged the statue of the blessed virgin.

Yo' bishops so sleazy he's RBHill's daddy.

Yo' bishop so sleazy he nominated Michael "little boy booty hole" Jackson for sainthood.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, this was his defense in court:

Don't blame me. I told the kid "Pull your pants down," not "Simon Says pull your pants down."

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, the only cross that matters to him are his crossed fingers during the vow of celibacy.