Yo' Bishop so sleazy

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, his name is Don Magic Juan.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he makes the nuns call him Daddy instead of Father.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he makes the nuns call him Daddy instead of Father.

Ew, that is sleazy.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, his confessional comes complete with mood lighting and glory hole.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, when his Sunday School class wanted to know what 'sodomy' meant, he asked for a volunteer.

These are much better than I expected...

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he makes the nuns call him Daddy instead of Father.

This one is the best one so far. 😀

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he'd rather capture Pawns than Queens.

[Yes, I know, 'take it to "only chess", spanky...' 😕]

Yo' bishop so sleazy he tells little boys that KY jelly is actually congealed holy water in a tube.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, even lucifershammer thinks he should be defrocked.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo' bishop so sleazy he tells little boys that KY jelly is actually congealed holy water in a tube.

Reverend, yo' Bishop so sleazy, he gives the cops free indulgences to look the other way.

Yo' bishop so sleazy that when he was sent to prison not even the sex offenders would give him any action.

Yo' bishop so nasty that his bilingual services include a nasty sanchez.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he refused to serve communion to Johnny's mother until she signed the settlement offer.

Yo' bishop so sleazy that he had the mark of the beast on him, but it was "69" instead of "666".

Yo' bishop so sleazy he replaced bingo with anal ring toss.