Yo' Bishop so sleazy

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he persuades the reluctant boys with a reminder of the 4th Commandment: Honor thy Father.

Yo' bishop so sleazy thatbthe guy doesn't spek in tongues, he freaks in tongues!

Yo' bishop so sleazy that now she's just Mary.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he had strip poles installed on the altar.

Yo' bishop so sleazy he gives a reach around instead of a hug.

Yo' bishop so sleazy he thought www.desparatepreacher.com was a site to pick up other pedophile clergy.

Yo' Bishop is so sleazy, he's got nicknames for all his altar boys. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

Yo' bishop so sleazy, his diaries form the next book of revelations.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, his Bible has a centerfold.

Yo bishop so sleazy, Bill Clinton called him a pervert!

Yo' bishop so sleazy that on his resume where it asks about musical talents, he lists "proficient on the skin flute."

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, his favorite destination for missionary work is the boys locker room.

Yo' bishop so sleazy that when he addresses young boys as "my son" he is telling the truth.

Yo' bishop so sleazy he marks his lectionary co-text with a Kotex.

Yo' Bishop so sleazy, he discourages condom use just to keep the demand down so the prices don't go up.