Yo' mama so wretched

Yo' mama so wretched, if she had been in Barrabas's place, they would have let Jesus go.

Yo' mama so wretched, Noah woke up from the smell when it was her turn.

Yo' mama so wretched, when Mohammed saw her, he declared that all women must wear burkas.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so wretched, if she had been in Barrabas's place, they would have let Jesus go.

Yo ebonics is so kool that everybody wanna to be a homeboy.

Originally posted by jaywill
Yo ebonics is so kool that everybody wanna to be a homeboy.

Yo' mama so white, she makes the white raiments of Jesus look like they were used to wash somebody's feet.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so white, she makes the white raiments of Jesus look like they were used to wash somebody's feet.

erased as worthless.

I repent.

Originally posted by jaywill

(And you don't even know what color my momma is.)

Yo mama so white, she could be the horse of Conquest.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo mama so white, she could be the horse of Conquest.

I repent.

Whoever I offended - please forgive me.

Originally posted by jaywill
Whoever I offended - please forgive me.

Who gets offended over a game of Bible Yo' Mama?

Yo' mama so thin-skinned, she got offended when Jesus turned the other cheek.

Yo' mamma's so wretched, even amazing grace can't save her.

Yo momma's so wretched that when David gazed upon her bathing herself from afar he said, "Take that bitch to a car wash."

Yo momma's so wretched that the hymn "Blest Be the Ties That Bind" was about the ropes they tie her up with to keep her away from everyone else.

Yo momma's so wretched she always wears a long dress to hide the Shell No Pest Strip.