1. Donationkirksey957
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    08 Feb '08 22:25
    Yo momma's so wretched who the hell could blame Onan for spillin his seed on the ground.
  2. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    08 Feb '08 22:301 edit
    Yo' mama so wretched, the warthogs on the ark kicked her out of their cabin.
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    08 Feb '08 23:14
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Yo' mama so wretched, the warthogs on the ark kicked her out of their cabin.
    What are you trying to do, poison the well ?

    LOL !
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    08 Feb '08 23:27
    Yo' mama so wretched, Jesus demanded that John baptize him upstream from her.
  5. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    08 Feb '08 23:281 edit
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Yo' mama so wretched, Jesus demanded that John baptize him upstream from her.
    Nice!

    !!
  6. Donationkirksey957
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    11 Feb '08 02:14
    Yo momma so wretched that Daniel rubbed some of her funk on him and it was enough to keep the lions away.
  7. Donationkirksey957
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    11 Feb '08 22:54
    Yo momma's so weretched these verses were written about her: "My substance was not hid from thee when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth. Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being imperfect." Psalm 139
  8. Subscriberjosephw
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    12 Feb '08 01:46
    Yo mamma's a wonderful, loving, and kind mother.
  9. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    12 Feb '08 03:56
    Originally posted by josephw
    Yo mamma's a wonderful, loving, and kind mother.
    Yo' mama so fat, God tried to take her to heaven in a chariot but it couldn't lift off.
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    12 Feb '08 04:00
    Originally posted by josephw
    Yo mamma's a wonderful, loving, and kind mother.
    Yo' mama so stupid, she read all of First and Second Chronicles trying to find the story of Narnia.
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    12 Feb '08 04:02
    Originally posted by josephw
    Yo mamma's a wonderful, loving, and kind mother.
    Yo' mama so lazy, her favorite animals from Noah's Ark are the sloths.
  12. Donationkirksey957
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    12 Feb '08 04:08
    Yo momma's got so many illegitimate babies that she looked in the Book of Judges for a paternity lawyer.
  13. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    12 Feb '08 04:10
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Yo momma's got so many illegitimate babies that she looked in the Book of Judges for a paternity lawyer.
    Rev, yo' mama got more kids than Joseph's coat got colors.
  14. Donationkirksey957
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    12 Feb '08 04:12
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Rev, yo' mama got more kids than Joseph's coat got colors.
    Yo momma's so hony that she screwed Noah after he got drunk and exposed himself.

    (And people have to ask where the spirituality is in these threads)
  15. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    12 Feb '08 04:15
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Yo momma's so hony that she screwed Noah after he got drunk and exposed himself.

    (And people have to ask where the spirituality is in these threads)
    Yo' mama fornicated so many times, God had to start writing in the margins in the Book of Life.
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