Yo' mama so wretched

Yo momma's so fat that when she was baptised, New Orleans flooded again.

Yo mamma's so considerate she takes in all the homeless children and feeds them good food and baths them and puts them in bed with warm blankets and says a prayer with them and reads them bedtime stories until they go to sleep and then she prays for then on her knees until the sun comes up.

Originally posted by josephw
Yo mamma's so considerate she takes in all the homeless children and feeds them good food and baths them and puts them in bed with warm blankets and says a prayer with them and reads them bedtime stories until they go to sleep and then she prays for then on her knees until the sun comes up.

Has yo momma eva considered puttin you on some medication?

Yo mamma's so fat that when I'm on her, I have to roll over twice to get off her.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Has yo momma eva considered puttin you on some medication?

I did that myself.

Originally posted by kbaumen
Yo mamma's so fat that when I'm on her, I have to roll over twice to get off her.

I have to admit this one made me laugh. I must be slipping. 😕

yo mama's so wretched jesus jumped off the cross and smacked her.