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My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?

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Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?
Hell is the failure of your life's greatest ambition.

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Originally posted by GinoJ
Hell is the failure of your life's greatest ambition.
No, that's impotency and it affects 1 in 10 men. Don't worry, you can get a little blue pill these days to help you out.

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Originally posted by Starrman
No, that's impotency and it affects 1 in 10 men. Don't worry, you can get a little blue pill these days to help you out.
With caution though. A wrong dosage with that little blue pill can cause your life through a heart attack. Well, at least that's what I've read in the papers.

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Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?
It's having a god-awful hangover and being forced to watch a TV preacher shout and ball about arbortion.

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Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?
this forum

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
this forum
What crime did you commit to be condemned endlessly to debate here?

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Originally posted by DeepThought
What crime did you commit to be condemned endlessly to debate here?
Some deep thought indeed. He obviously ate the bishop. Duh! 🙄

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Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?
DJ2Becker's thread on the 2nd law of thermodynamics is getting pretty close.

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Originally posted by DeepThought
What crime did you commit to be condemned endlessly to debate here?
i take it back, reading any post by Jonathan1 has just become my living hell

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http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/hallofsh19.htm

and...

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/hallofsh18.htm

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When someone drums their fingers on a tabletop it is sometimes called "The Devil's Tattoo" the idea being that when you get to Hell there isn't fire and brimstone an so on, but just the inescapable noise of someone drumming their fingertips on a table forevermore.

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hell: being 16 waiting til youre old enough to move out and be grown and not listening to your mom in a nice house with a nice car and a place to take a girl to 😕

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Originally posted by buffalobill
My definition of hell is sitting in interminable management meetings. For a break we would then go listen to restructuring consultants. Yours?
that definition gets my vote !

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Unexpectedly discovering there was one... 😉