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  1. Standard member Crowley
    Not Aleister
    11 May '07 16:17
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Your little darling can't get to first base in under 4 seconds
    Some of the real slutty ones can do it in, like, 3 seconds...
  2. 11 May '07 16:26
    Originally posted by Phlabibit


    Your daughter will never turn a triple play

    P-
    Ive seen a few daughters airtight in my time.
  3. Standard member Palynka
    Upward Spiral
    11 May '07 16:28 / 1 edit
    It seems some people are finally understanding the point of the original post.
  4. Standard member Phlabibit
    Mystic Meg
    11 May '07 16:30
    Originally posted by Palynka
    It seems some people are finally understanding the point of the original post.
    Have you ever found a can in your closet (pantry) and it has no label on it.

    You open it up, and it's a can of worms?

    Gah!~

    P-
  5. Standard member Palynka
    Upward Spiral
    11 May '07 16:32
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Have you ever found a can in your closet (pantry) and it has no label on it.

    You open it up, and it's a can of worms?

    Gah!~

    P-
    Beats a can of whupass every time.
  6. 11 May '07 16:50
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

    Your daughter wil ...[text shortened]... with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

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    Thats a relief.

    Being a chess player, I only ever take up things if they have a real macho image.
  7. Standard member Phlabibit
    Mystic Meg
    11 May '07 17:16
    Originally posted by petrosianpupil
    Thats a relief.

    Being a chess player, I only ever take up things if they have a real macho image.
    You sound like a Macho Man, or at least want to be a Macho Man.

    Macho, Macho Man.

    P-
  8. 11 May '07 17:39 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

    Your daughter wil with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

    P-
    I don't think baseball is a game for girls.

    I do think it's a game for simpletons, with all the artistry of a varnished turd in a shoebox.
  9. 11 May '07 18:16
    Originally posted by dottewell
    I don't think baseball is a game for girls.

    I do think it's a game for simpletons, with all the artistry of a varnished turd in a shoebox.
    Personally I think it is a very rude game. Why do I have to keep fetching that ball?

    Its all about personal responsibility, he hit it, he should fetch it.

    It must be level with cricket as the most boring game in the world. The only fun is hitting the ball, everyone else is either fetching balls or sitting on their butts.
  10. 11 May '07 18:28
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

    Your daughter wil ...[text shortened]... with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

    P-
    I was very impressed by your post Phlabibit, so I looked up some of these awesome real men.

    Only some of them are so round I wonder how they can actually wobble all the way to get a home run?

    First picture i looked at was Matt Stairs, ironic name as I think he needs to live in a bungalow, what a porker!
  11. 11 May '07 18:34
    Originally posted by petrosianpupil
    I was very impressed by your post Phlabibit, so I looked up some of these awesome real men.

    Only some of them are so round I wonder how they can actually wobble all the way to get a home run?

    First picture i looked at was Matt Stairs, ironic name as I think he needs to live in a bungalow, what a porker!
    Ha ha. He plays for the Jays.
  12. 11 May '07 18:41
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Ha ha. He plays for the Jays.
    You wanted some soccer chants?

    When Matt takes the plate its definitely

    "who ate all the pies"
  13. Standard member Phlabibit
    Mystic Meg
    11 May '07 18:48
    Originally posted by petrosianpupil
    I was very impressed by your post Phlabibit, so I looked up some of these awesome real men.

    Only some of them are so round I wonder how they can actually wobble all the way to get a home run?

    First picture i looked at was Matt Stairs, ironic name as I think he needs to live in a bungalow, what a porker!
    Those are pure athletes. Like I tell my wife, "Check out his belly muscle".

    P-
  14. Standard member Frank Burns
    Great Big Stees
    11 May '07 18:51
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

    Your daughter wil ...[text shortened]... with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

    P-
    I think I just fell in love again...
  15. Standard member Frank Burns
    Great Big Stees
    11 May '07 18:55
    Originally posted by darvlay
    The gloves aren't worn for protection, they're worn so that the player can make incredible diving catches and plays with their teammates, adding to the enjoyment and difficulty of the game.
    And they are hardly padded...

    Rag has never caught a baseball before, has he?