Baseball isn't your daughter's Rounders

In the US, soccer is basically a girls sport. It has nothing to do inherently with Baseball vs. socecer. It is just what the culture likes and who plays it.

Originally posted by sally cinnamon
Yes your right my friend, i think he plays for the yankees.

Perhaps there are a lot of gays in baseball, and they probably ALL play for the Yankees.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Your little darling can't get to first base in under 4 seconds

Some of the real slutty ones can do it in, like, 3 seconds...

Originally posted by Phlabibit


Your daughter will never turn a triple play

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Ive seen a few daughters airtight in my time.

It seems some people are finally understanding the point of the original post.

Originally posted by Palynka
It seems some people are finally understanding the point of the original post.

Have you ever found a can in your closet (pantry) and it has no label on it.

You open it up, and it's a can of worms?

Gah!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Have you ever found a can in your closet (pantry) and it has no label on it.

You open it up, and it's a can of worms?

Gah!~

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Beats a can of whupass every time.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

Your daughter wil ...[text shortened]... with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

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Thats a relief.

Being a chess player, I only ever take up things if they have a real macho image.

Originally posted by petrosianpupil
Thats a relief.

Being a chess player, I only ever take up things if they have a real macho image.

You sound like a Macho Man, or at least want to be a Macho Man.

Macho, Macho Man.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

Your daughter wil with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

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I don't think baseball is a game for girls.

I do think it's a game for simpletons, with all the artistry of a varnished turd in a shoebox.

Originally posted by dottewell
I don't think baseball is a game for girls.

I do think it's a game for simpletons, with all the artistry of a varnished turd in a shoebox.

Personally I think it is a very rude game. Why do I have to keep fetching that ball?

Its all about personal responsibility, he hit it, he should fetch it.

It must be level with cricket as the most boring game in the world. The only fun is hitting the ball, everyone else is either fetching balls or sitting on their butts.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

Your daughter wil ...[text shortened]... with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

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I was very impressed by your post Phlabibit, so I looked up some of these awesome real men.

Only some of them are so round I wonder how they can actually wobble all the way to get a home run?

First picture i looked at was Matt Stairs, ironic name as I think he needs to live in a bungalow, what a porker!

Originally posted by petrosianpupil
I was very impressed by your post Phlabibit, so I looked up some of these awesome real men.

Only some of them are so round I wonder how they can actually wobble all the way to get a home run?

First picture i looked at was Matt Stairs, ironic name as I think he needs to live in a bungalow, what a porker!

Ha ha. He plays for the Jays.

Originally posted by darvlay
Ha ha. He plays for the Jays.

You wanted some soccer chants?

When Matt takes the plate its definitely

"who ate all the pies"

Originally posted by petrosianpupil
I was very impressed by your post Phlabibit, so I looked up some of these awesome real men.

Only some of them are so round I wonder how they can actually wobble all the way to get a home run?

First picture i looked at was Matt Stairs, ironic name as I think he needs to live in a bungalow, what a porker!

Those are pure athletes. Like I tell my wife, "Check out his belly muscle".

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