Baseball isn't your daughter's Rounders

Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

Your daughter will never turn a triple play, climb a 12 foot wall in one leap to rob someone of a 420 foot bomb, or knock a 220 pound catcher on his ass at home plate to win a game.

Your little darling can't get to first base in under 4 seconds, and will never... I said NEVER pick a guy off at home plate from the wall in center field with a laser rope in the strike zone.

So save your girl references for your stretcher riding, knee sliding, airplane flying, orange slice eating slap-fighting footie players... running around with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport...

Is that why all the players prance about in tights?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.

Your daughter wil with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.

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Other things my little girl won't be doing during her game of rounders...
1. Playing with her nuts in front of 80,000 people.
2. Wearing heavily padded gloves to catch the ball.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
2. Wearing heavily padded gloves to catch the ball.

The gloves aren't worn for protection, they're worn so that the player can make incredible diving catches and plays with their teammates, adding to the enjoyment and difficulty of the game.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Is that why all the players prance about in tights?

When is the last time you watched? Baggy is now the way to dress.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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"Listen man, baseball is a real clown's sport"
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Are you going to go home and take your ball with you now?

Originally posted by darvlay
The gloves aren't worn for protection, they're worn so that the player can make incredible diving catches and plays with their teammates, adding to the enjoyment and difficulty of the game.

You what now? Are the gloves rubber or something, seeing as they can make "incredible plays with their teammates"? Also, in cricket, only the wicket keeper wears gloves and diving catches are made by all players.

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Originally posted by Angry Boy
"Listen man, baseball is a real clown's sport"
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Are you going to go home and take your ball with you now?

This isn't an unprecedented rule at RHP. Misquotes will be removed when alerted.

I don't mind you saying it, but I did not.

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"baseball is real mans sport" now thats a misquote.
I heard somewhere that professional baseball has more homo sexual participants than any other professional sport, more than ballroom dancing.

Originally posted by sally cinnamon
"baseball is real mans sport" now thats a misquote.
I heard somewhere that professional baseball has more homo sexual participants than any other professional sport, more than ballroom dancing.

You probably heard it from an alcoholic friend with a 'glass table' fetish.

Originally posted by darvlay
You probably heard it from an alcoholic friend with a 'glass table' fetish.

Yes your right my friend, i think he plays for the yankees.

Originally posted by sally cinnamon
Yes your right my friend, i think he plays for the yankees.

Billy Martin died years ago, man.