Listen clowns, baseball is a real man's sport. I don't think your little girls have ever taken a 96 MPH pitch off the shoulder blade or face, only to charge the mound rather than drop to the ground like a little girl would. I don't think your little girl has ever had a 120 MPH ball hit back at them when they were on the mound either.
Your daughter will never turn a triple play, climb a 12 foot wall in one leap to rob someone of a 420 foot bomb, or knock a 220 pound catcher on his ass at home plate to win a game.
Your little darling can't get to first base in under 4 seconds, and will never... I said NEVER pick a guy off at home plate from the wall in center field with a laser rope in the strike zone.
So save your girl references for your stretcher riding, knee sliding, airplane flying, orange slice eating slap-fighting footie players... running around with their girl-curl mullets and rolling around on the ground when someone trips them.