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    23 May '11 16:33
    Couldn't keep his pants on ,giving Rooney a run for his money in the morality stakes .
  2. Utrecht
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    23 May '11 16:46
    Maybe the chick was paid by Mourinho 😵
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    st johnstone
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    23 May '11 17:55
    the man u team to face barcelona = van der sar, fabio, ferdinand,vidic,evra, valencia, carrick,park,rooney,hernandez and a unnamed premiership football player.🙂
  4. In your face
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    23 May '11 20:23
    Originally posted by phil3000
    Couldn't keep his pants on ,giving Rooney a run for his money in the morality stakes .
    I'm sure one or two of the players who play for the team who you support have been culpable of the same. It's just that they've never made the tabloids because who wants to read about some footballer they've never heard of who plays for a football team they've never heard of, banging some piece of fluff from the local boozer that no one's ever heard of.
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    scoop122
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    23 May '11 23:15
    On recount,Ryan Giggs has actually had 13 titles.

    If you include "Miss Wales".
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    scoop122
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    23 May '11 23:16
    I'm sweating like Ryan Giggs watching his wife setting up a Twitter account..
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    23 May '11 23:16
    Stop Press !! Man Utd awards dinner thrown into choas as "top premiership footballer" "top flight premiership footballer and "anonymous premiership footballer" win player of the year!
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    23 May '11 23:28
    Very good 'scoop,' very good..any good scouse jokes about man u would be greatly appreciated...I can only recount the absolute classic that made its self known in the 90's: What will Old Trafford have in common with Wormwood Scrubs at 16:45hrs this saturday ??
    They are both full of cockneys trying to get out 😀
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    23 May '11 23:32
    bit of an old one mate

    My dog does a somersault everytime Man Utd score a goal.

    Sometimes he does two somersaults, it depends how hard I kick him.
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    Howard Webb's kids have denied their Dad is a secret Man Utd fan.
    "He is totally unbiased," Alex, George, Bobby, Matt and Cristiano stated.
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    23 May '11 23:33
    How do you confuse Man Utd. supporters?

    Ask them the way to Manchester.
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    23 May '11 23:33
    My younger brother's really happy today - he's leaving home to do an apprenticeship with Man Utd.

    We're gonna say he's in prison for rape.
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    24 May '11 09:05
    Originally posted by jimslyp69
    I'm sure one or two of the players who play for the team who you support have been culpable of the same. It's just that they've never made the tabloids because who wants to read about some footballer they've never heard of who plays for a football team they've never heard of, banging some piece of fluff from the local boozer that no one's ever heard of.
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    Who wants to read about Giggs ? Posh spice lookalike with loads of money who thinks he is above the law .
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    st johnstone
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    24 May '11 13:29
    ryan giggs admited today he is homesick,he loves living in manchester but does miss wales twice a week.
  15. In your face
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    24 May '11 17:22
    Originally posted by phil3000
    Who wants to read about Giggs ? Posh spice lookalike with loads of money who thinks he is above the law .
    Not me mate. Not into all that showbiz nonsense. It appears you do though since it was you who brought up the subject in the first place???
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