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  1. Standard member flexmore
    Quack Quack Quack !
    21 Dec '06 09:01
    Sport is an opportunity for the older kids, the bullies, and the more violent people to try to get away with as much as possible while a stupid half blind old umpire is trying to look elsewhere.

    It encourages able people to be physically manipulative in a nasty way towards the friendly people.

    (It also improves fitness, hand eye coordination and is very social - please take my winge with a grain of salt)
  2. 21 Dec '06 09:08
    Originally posted by flexmore
    Sport is an opportunity for the older kids, the bullies, and the more violent people to try to get away with as much as possible while a stupid half blind old umpire is trying to look elsewhere.

    It encourages able people to be physically manipulative in a nasty way towards the friendly people.

    (It also improves fitness, hand eye coordination and is very social - please take my winge with a grain of salt)
    Tell someone who cares.
  3. Standard member Varg
    Thinking...
    21 Dec '06 09:32
    Originally posted by flexmore
    Sport is an opportunity for the older kids, the bullies, and the more violent people to try to get away with as much as possible while a stupid half blind old umpire is trying to look elsewhere.
    There is already a thread about Warney
  4. 21 Dec '06 20:05
    Originally posted by flexmore
    Sport is an opportunity for the older kids, the bullies, and the more violent people to try to get away with as much as possible while a stupid half blind old umpire is trying to look elsewhere.

    It encourages able people to be physically manipulative in a nasty way towards the friendly people.

    (It also improves fitness, hand eye coordination and is very social - please take my winge with a grain of salt)
    Hang in there, flexmore, eventually someone will ask you to join a team.
  5. Subscriber huckleberryhound
    Devout Agnostic.
    21 Dec '06 20:38
    Have you tried Martial arts ? If you get the right club for you, you'll be a different man after a year
  6. Standard member Frank Burns
    Great Big Stees
    21 Dec '06 20:39
    Originally posted by flexmore
    Sport is an opportunity for the older kids, the bullies, and the more violent people to try to get away with as much as possible while a stupid half blind old umpire is trying to look elsewhere.

    It encourages able people to be physically manipulative in a nasty way towards the friendly people.

    (It also improves fitness, hand eye coordination and is very social - please take my winge with a grain of salt)
    How about swimming though?
  7. Standard member Ramned
    The Rams
    21 Dec '06 23:24
    Those who don't play sports have little fun. They are shunned. Who has never played a sport??? Have you ever ran a long distance (evn walked it?!?) That's a sport! Have you lifted weights?? That's a sport! Have you played chess? That's 1/2 sport but don't debate that. Have you played football, fútbol, tennis, basketball, raquetball, volleyball, baseball, golf...? They're all sports! You've got to do 1 of those at some point and had FUN!!! (exclude chess)
  8. 22 Dec '06 14:06
    Originally posted by flexmore
    Sport is an opportunity for the older kids, the bullies, and the more violent people to try to get away with as much as possible while a stupid half blind old umpire is trying to look elsewhere.

    It encourages able people to be physically manipulative in a nasty way towards the friendly people.

    (It also improves fitness, hand eye coordination and is very social - please take my winge with a grain of salt)
    Chess is a sport.
  9. Standard member Phlabibit
    Mystic Meg
    22 Dec '06 14:08
    Originally posted by Falco Lombardi
    Chess is a sport.
    Thank you, by definition it is.

    P-
  10. 22 Dec '06 15:01
    Originally posted by Varg
    There is already a thread about Warney
    There's another one in the general forum now.
  11. 22 Dec '06 15:01
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Thank you, by definition it is.

    P-
    But not in essence, O Phlabby One.
  12. Standard member Phlabibit
    Mystic Meg
    22 Dec '06 15:09
    Originally posted by jimslyp69
    But not in essence, O Phlabby One.
    Look the word up, foo!

    P-
  13. 22 Dec '06 15:12
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Look the word up, foo!

    P-
    Just have done :-

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/foo
  14. Standard member Frank Burns
    Great Big Stees
    22 Dec '06 19:56
    Originally posted by jimslyp69
    But not in essence, O Phlabby One.
    Yeah, well... so is bowling. And you can do that drunk.
  15. 23 Dec '06 18:34
    Originally posted by flexmore
    Sport is an opportunity for the older kids, the bullies, and the more violent people to try to get away with as much as possible while a stupid half blind old umpire is trying to look elsewhere.

    It encourages able people to be physically manipulative in a nasty way towards the friendly people.

    (It also improves fitness, hand eye coordination and is very social - please take my winge with a grain of salt)
    i play sports with my friends, and im 5'6 125 lbs, im not a bully.