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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Ruled, that's correct, ruled you! You owe us big time! ingrates!
If anybody ruled us then it was your government... so you're a government butt kisser robbie? I never knew. 😛


Originally posted by tomtom232
You ruled us? Bwahahahaha you sent us over here and when we started becoming prosperous you wanted to take our money so we told you to get your limey butts outta town to which you replied NO forcing us to kick teh crap outta you and throw you outta town.
there isnt enough oxygen masks, pacemakers and mobility scooters in the world to give your fat arses enough strength to do it again though.


Originally posted by tomtom232
You ruled us? Bwahahahaha you sent us over here and when we started becoming prosperous you wanted to take our money so we told you to get your limey butts outta town to which you replied NO forcing us to kick teh crap outta you and throw you outta town.
We went north to keep an eye on you from Canada (bigger country )and when you acted up again we captured your capital city and burned your whitehouse down !
I dont think you threw us (britain ) far enough out of town . 😛


Originally posted by tomtom232
You ruled us? Bwahahahaha you sent us over here and when we started becoming prosperous you wanted to take our money so we told you to get your limey butts outta town to which you replied NO forcing us to kick teh crap outta you and throw you outta town.
If you're so much not a colonial, and so much did not used to be ruled by the Limeys... why aren't we typing this in Cherokee? And why are we having a thread about a sport codified in the Mother Country, instead of, oh, Pelota, or Buzkashi, or even speed skating (very popular in the Netherlands, you know)?

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
If you're so much not a colonial, and so much did not used to be ruled by the Limeys... why aren't we typing this in Cherokee? And why are we having a thread about a sport codified in the Mother Country, instead of, oh, Pelota, or Buzkashi, or even speed skating (very popular in the Netherlands, you know)?

Richard
you never mind that, you owe me a public apology for your tabloid journalism, where is
it?


Originally posted by stellspalfie
there isnt enough oxygen masks, pacemakers and mobility scooters in the world to give your fat arses enough strength to do it again though.
Ha! We don't want to throw you out! We want to eat you and raise our average weight by 50 lbs! muahahahaha!


Originally posted by tomtom232
Ha! We don't want to throw you out! We want to eat you and raise our average weight by 50 lbs! muahahahaha!
mmm, i wonder if we've ever ruled the Dutch?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
mmm, i wonder if we've ever ruled the Dutch?
Snigger... the closest you ever got was us invading you and nicking your ships off the Medway. We still have the arse-end of your flagship in our Rijksmuseum.

Richard

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
you never mind that, you owe me a public apology for your tabloid journalism, where is it?
Tabloid journalism? I think you'll find that that's a British speciality. With, of course, a good dash of colonial influence - though in that case a different colony.

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Tabloid journalism? I think you'll find that that's a British speciality. With, of course, a good dash of colonial influence - though in that case a different colony.

Richard
Kicked their ass out of New Amsterdam. Well except they did not actually leave and they kept a lot of the money and stuff.


Originally posted by kevcvs57
Kicked their ass out of New Amsterdam. Well except they did not actually leave and they kept a lot of the money and stuff.
as long as we kicked their orange butts, that's all that matters 🙂

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
mmm, i wonder if we've ever ruled the Dutch?
They are ruled by Spain aren't they?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
They are ruled by Spain aren't they?
Not since over two centuries before your lot rebelled from your country of origin.
Even then, that was occupation, not colonisation. The Spanish ruled us; the English created you.

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Not since over two centuries before your lot rebelled from your country of origin.
Even then, that was occupation, not colonisation. The Spanish ruled us; the English created you.

Richard
Anglo-Americans under President Polk conquered us after they got rid of the English. I'm in Los Angeles. That means "the Angels" in Spanish.

Glenn Beck on illegal immigration:



It's kinda like how the English conquered New Amsterdam except the Spanish got to keep their names while New Netherlands was changed to New England.

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