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    24 Mar '08 19:161 edit
    I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I know you are sorry. I am sorry,too Demitri! I am just as capable a being as sorry as you, so don't say you are more sorry than me........
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    24 Mar '08 20:01
    Originally posted by znsho
    I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I know you are sorry. I am sorry,too Demitri! I am just as capable a being as sorry as you, so don't say you are more sorry than me........
    "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks." 🙂
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    Originally posted by ThinkOfOne
    "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks." 🙂
    You know how it is, baby. I'll tell you what. You just start your countdown and your Buck'll be back here before you can say 'Blast Off!'.
  4. Standard memberPureRWandB
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    27 Mar '08 04:342 edits
    Here is an EASY one...

    David ... "Ah, it's like in chess. First you stratigically position your pieces and when the timing's right you strike. They're positioning themselves all over the world using this one signal to synchronize their efforts, and in approximately six hours the signal's gonna disappear and the countdown's gonna be over."

    Co-worker ... "And then what?"

    David ... "Checkmate."
  5. Standard memberIron Monkey
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    Originally posted by PureRWandB
    Here is an EASY one...

    David ... "Ah, it's like in chess. First you stratigically position your pieces and when the timing's right you strike. They're positioning themselves all over the world using this one signal to synchronize their efforts, and in approximately six hours the signal's gonna disappear and the countdown's gonna be over."

    Co-worker ... "And then what?"

    David ... "Checkmate."
    independence day?
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    27 Mar '08 04:42
    Originally posted by kody magic
    Shakespeare in Love

    How about: "A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world."
    fight club?
  7. Standard memberIron Monkey
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    Originally posted by ThinkOfOne
    "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks." 🙂
    Dr Strangelove?
  8. Standard memberPureRWandB
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    27 Mar '08 04:551 edit
    This one always cracks me up...


    Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?

    Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...

    Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess
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    Here is a tougher one....

    "In life, we are kings or pawns"
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    27 Mar '08 19:241 edit
    Originally posted by PureRWandB
    This one always cracks me up...


    [b]Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?

    Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...

    Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess
    [/b]
    I dont get it, isn't it from Seaching for Bobby Fischer?

    I got a good one

    [i]"Last night I was out hunting warewolves with my cousin, I shot one, but when I got to it it had turned back into my neighbors dog!"[i]
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    27 Mar '08 19:383 edits
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    Dr Strangelove?
    Yes. We have a winner.

    If you didn't make the connection, znsho and I were exchanging quotes from Dr. Strangelove.

    And now for something really different:
    "You remind me of the man."
    "What man?"
    "The man with the power."
    "What power?"
    "The power of Hoodoo."
    "Hoodoo?"
    "You do."
    "Do what?"
    "Remind me of the man..."
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    27 Mar '08 23:30
    Originally posted by PureRWandB
    This one always cracks me up...


    [b]Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?

    Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...

    Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess
    [/b]
    I don't recall the names but that's Blazing Saddles. A lot of people haven't seen the uncensored version so maybe have missed that.

    How about (paraphrasing here) "Are you not a loyal subject of the King?"
    "Don't consider myself subject to much of anything."
  13. Standard memberNemesio
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    27 Mar '08 23:541 edit
    Originally posted by ThinkOfOne
    Yes. We have a winner.

    If you didn't make the connection, znsho and I were exchanging quotes from Dr. Strangelove.

    And now for something really different:
    "You remind me of the man."
    "What man?"
    "The man with the power."
    "What power?"
    "The power of Hoodoo."
    "Hoodoo?"
    "You do."
    "Do what?"
    "Remind me of the man..."
    Labyrinth.

    In the same vein:

    A: Ask what the great conjunction is. What's the great conjunction?

    J: You tell me.

    A: The great conjunction is the end of the world... or the beginning. End, begin... all the
    same. Big change. Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
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    Originally posted by Nemesio
    Labyrinth.

    In the same vein:

    A: Ask what the great conjunction is. What's the great conjunction?

    J: You tell me.

    A: The great conjunction is the end of the world... or the beginning. End, begin... all the
    same. Big change. Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
    "Labyrinth"? I'm not familiar with that one.

    I was thinking of a much earlier film. I wonder if it was the source for "Labyrinth".

    Have no idea on the "great conjunction" unless it was with Linus and Charlie Brown.
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    Originally posted by ThinkOfOne
    Yes. We have a winner.

    If you didn't make the connection, znsho and I were exchanging quotes from Dr. Strangelove.

    And now for something really different:
    "You remind me of the man."
    "What man?"
    "The man with the power."
    "What power?"
    "The power of Hoodoo."
    "Hoodoo?"
    "You do."
    "Do what?"
    "Remind me of the man..."
    Cary Grant's the man. Bringing Up Baby?

    My offer—

    "I know. You know that I know. I know that you know that I know. We both know that Henry knows. We're a knowledgeable family."
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