1. Standard memberPalynka
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    23 Mar '11 15:46
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Hey, does anybody remember something like "porn for pets"?

    I think I read something about it once in the Daily Mail.
    I don't think your snails need it, tbf.
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    23 Mar '11 15:521 edit
    Originally posted by Palynka
    I don't think your snails need it, tbf.
    Don't you dare stealing my business idea!

    Moreover, it would be love, not porn.
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    24 Mar '11 17:08
    Originally posted by Palynka
    Women like sex. Is this really news?
    Ha! Yet another media myth. Not one of my partners - none of them - have enjoyed sex.
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    24 Mar '11 17:11
    Originally posted by FMF
    Ha! Yet another media myth. Not one of my partners - none of them - have enjoyed sex.
    Have you tried decreasing the rohypnol dosage?
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    24 Mar '11 17:20
    Originally posted by Palynka
    Have you tried decreasing the rohypnol dosage?
    I take it after sex - it helps me sleep - so increasing it or decreasing it would be moot, I think.
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    24 Mar '11 23:02
    What free porn sites?
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    25 Mar '11 08:03
    Originally posted by FMF
    partners
    Whenever I read this term, I think of concealing meaning.

    Mind if I ask if you are a MWDM or a WWDW?
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    25 Mar '11 08:26
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Whenever I read this term, I think of concealing meaning.

    Mind if I ask if you are a MWDM or a WWDW?
    Uh? Don't know what you're talking about.
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    25 Mar '11 08:48
    Originally posted by FMF
    Uh? Don't know what you're talking about.
    Are you a man or a woman? And, when you refer to partners,
    to which gender do you refer?

    Bottom line: the usage of the term "partners" is ambiguous to
    me. Hence, I am asking if you're not offended if I ask you to
    clarify.
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    25 Mar '11 10:08
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Are you a man or a woman? And, when you refer to partners,
    to which gender do you refer?
    Ah yes, the 'utherpendragon joke'. Well done.
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    25 Mar '11 11:55
    Originally posted by FMF
    Ah yes, the 'utherpendragon joke'. Well done.
    I don't know that joke.

    I am asking in a serious manner.
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    25 Mar '11 11:551 edit
    Hello!
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    25 Mar '11 12:011 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I don't know that joke.
    Oh. Well don't worry about it.

    So is your joke a 'Seiste doesn't know someone's gender' - snigger snigger - joke? Or is it a 'nudge nudge wink wink suspicion of homo/lesbian sex' - snigger snigger - joke?
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    25 Mar '11 12:06
    Originally posted by FMF
    Oh. Well don't worry about it.

    So is your joke a 'Seiste doesn't know someone's gender' - snigger snigger - joke? Or is it a 'nudge nudge wink wink suspicion of homo/lesbian sex' - snigger snigger - joke?
    Don't be so defensive.

    You know what? I was just curious.

    Forget about it. I don't care.
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    25 Mar '11 12:121 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Don't be so defensive.
    Defensive about what? You are a shallow, intermittently funny, intermittently trollish nobody on a web site who has come back after an absence conspicuously 'inferior' [in terms of humour] to what he was before. What possible purpose would it serve for you to know my gender? Does it affect the kind of Funny you're going to attempt? Does it affect the kind of dreary Condescension you're going to attempt? Not giving a toss about whatever kind of personal information you want is being "defensive" is it? My how important you must feel! Why on Earth do you think it's relevant?
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