RHP Prose 2009 VOTING THREAD

Unfortunately, I haven't had time to read the entries, so I'll have to vote latter. For how much time will the voting be open?

On a side note, I believe Seitse already deserved a disqualification. I'd hate end up voting on him unadvertedly. 😠

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Where's your vote?

Per your request, a brief review of each story I did not vote upon follows:

An Affair - Can I buy a vowel? Go back to reading Cosmo and watching Oprah.
Hand of God - Film Noir douchery. Kill yourself.
Edgar's - Long winded git. Try reading the instructions ass hat.
Blight - Are you calling me fat? Jesus Christ that sucke ...[text shortened]... ght you on fire and put you out with a shovel for making me read that.

You're welcome.

I should say this as ana addendum to my rant, this competition and the resulting work has enriched and inspired me. I'd like to see more similar competitions.

Good job and thanks to Catfood for putting it together.

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'Prose' covers essays. What I'd really have liked would have been to do an Adornoesque aphorism.

I wouldn't set essay topics. It's a queer form of art, the essay.

Very hard to decide on three.
I'm going to read them again tonight and then cast my vote.

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Careful, that get's to be an enormous amount of work for the judges. The sermon comp was fun, but, a impressive amount of work by all the judges. Despite being less organized, you're better off using peers to judge.

Originally posted by Tatarana Crocodilo
On a side note, I believe Seitse already deserved a disqualification. I'd hate end up voting on him unadvertedly. 😠

I would hate to see you breathing any longer.

Originally posted by Tatarana Crocodilo
On a side note, I believe Seitse already deserved a disqualification. I'd hate end up voting on him unadvertedly. 😠

I love you too.

Loser.

What is this?!

Er... man... wtf... my posts appear and disappear like Star Trek characters in the beamer thing...

I'll stop doing drugs...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hand of God. Very good writing strangely marred by the cliched ending

I agree here. There is good potential in that writing.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I should say this as ana addendum to my rant, this competition and the resulting work has enriched and inspired me. I'd like to see more similar competitions.

Good job and thanks to Catfood for putting it together.

You make being a total dick an art form.

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If so, my GOD, please have lots of advance notice. 🙂

'till when can I post my top 3?
It's gonna take me a couple of days to read through them all.