Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
I want a list of th6e talentless h6ack prose!
Where's your vote?
Per your request, a brief review of each story I did not vote upon follows:
An Affair - Can I buy a vowel? Go back to reading Cosmo and watching Oprah.
Hand of God - Film Noir douchery. Kill yourself.
Edgar's - Long winded git. Try reading the instructions ass hat.
Blight - Are you calling me fat? Jesus Christ that sucked dead goat bollox.
Entering St. Jude - Marginally coherent effort. Thanks.
Percival - I loathe Percival and would have wiped my ass with him.
500 Words - Unimaginative, lame, mind numbing. I struggle for words to describe how much you suck.
My Doll - If only surfing for sodomy was an Olympic sport.
Cipla - Holy crap that's a boring piece of crap.
Return - I'm poorer for having read this. Thanks for nothing.
Slime - A glimmer of potential followed by flushable content.
Interview - Obviously written by a self important douche.
Untitled - Illiterate twit. Shotguns fire shot or slugs, not bullets, at least have the decency to kill your character in something bordering a plausible fashion.
Writer's block - Retard. Hit yourself in the groin with a brick.
Metal detecting - Should be sodomized with a metal detector.
Burnt Toast - Moderately acceptable effort.
Two letter - Insipid dolt. I'd love to light you on fire and put you out with a shovel for making me read that.