September Competition

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Non-sentences will be disqualified.
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Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.

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...so I bought a giraffe.

Finish the sentence in 50 words or less (not including the words I give you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is September 18, 2010.

Originally posted by Raven69
[b]Please read all instructions.

Non-sentences will be disqualified.
You will have to participate in the voting or you will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.

The winner will have a chance to win a subscription!

[quote]...so I bought a ...[text shortened]... you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is September 18, 2010.[/b]

"Finish the sentence?" Don't you mean 'start the sentence?'

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
"Finish the sentence?" Don't you mean 'start the sentence?'

complete the sentence 😏

Originally posted by PedantKBH
"Finish the sentence?" Don't you mean 'start the sentence?'

Just do it.

Originally posted by trev33
complete the sentence 😏

You complete me.

Originally posted by Raven69
Just do it.

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Feeling so blue after selling my gnu, I needed a laugh so I bought a giraffe.

After buying my first executioner's axe I needed to start with something easy, so I bought a giraffe.

Needing wine
with nil but a glass
how to air the elixir
without a carafe?

Spying an even-toe
nibbling on grass
cut off the unnecessary
quite the lifesaver, the giraffe!

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
Feeling so blue after selling my gnu, I needed a laugh so I bought a giraffe.

What's gnu?

I knew that she wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas but they had just sold the last one so I bought a giraffe.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
What's gnu?

Pussycat.

No amount of coffee could restore my brains former lucidity, so I bought a giraffe.

Originally posted by karoly aczel
No amount of coffee could restore my brains former lucidity, so I bought a giraffe.

That should be ' which EXPLAINS why I bought a giraffe🙂

I didn't really want to be the one sticking my neck out, so I bought a giraffe.