Please read all instructions.
Non-sentences will be disqualified.
You will have to participate in the voting or you will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.
The winner will have a chance to win a subscription!
...so I bought a giraffe.
Finish the sentence in 50 words or less
(not including the words I give you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is September 18, 2010.