1. The sky
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    09 Sep '10 19:50
    I had some left-over whipped cream, a need for self-expression and a weakness for Zappa, so I bought a giraffe.
  2. Standard memberBosse de Nage
    Zellulärer Automat
    Spiel des Lebens
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    10 Sep '10 12:38
    The day after he died, I saw his message (I'm worse than lousy with phones); I strained to listen to but catching only isolated phrases - "... come one, come all ... your gun is my butter ... so I bought a giraffe ..." - I gratefully accepted his last (uncommissioned) translation: death into enigma.
  3. Standard memberkaroly aczel
    The Axe man
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    11 Sep '10 09:10
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    That should be ' which EXPLAINS why I bought a giraffe🙂
    If its going to change the voting...sure...🙂
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    12 Sep '10 19:15
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    What's gnu?
    I thought you already gnu.
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    12 Sep '10 19:211 edit
    I got fed up renting giraffes, so...
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    12 Sep '10 19:221 edit
    I wanted to be able to tell a tall tale, so...
  7. Playing with matches
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    12 Sep '10 21:11
    Originally posted by Raven69
    [b]Please read all instructions.

    Non-sentences will be disqualified.
    You will have to participate in the voting or you will be disqualified.
    Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.

    The winner will have a chance to win a subscription!

    [quote]...so I bought a ...[text shortened]... you).
    You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is September 18, 2010.[/b]
    They were out of Unicorn, the other white meat, so I bought a giraffe.
  8. Subscribersonhouse
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    13 Sep '10 03:39
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    They were out of Unicorn, the other white meat, so I bought a giraffe.
    My great-great-great grandparents opened Boyers Hardware in 1869 and I needed to attract new customers for the twenty first century so I bought a giraffe.


    *true story, actually. It's here in Slatington Pa, the stuffed giraffe stands floor to ceiling*
  9. Standard memberkaroly aczel
    The Axe man
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    13 Sep '10 12:05
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    My great-great-great grandparents opened Boyers Hardware in 1869 and I needed to attract new customers for the twenty first century so I bought a giraffe.


    *true story, actually. It's here in Slatington Pa, the stuffed giraffe stands floor to ceiling*
    Where the hell do you get a stuffed giraffe that big? How much? And where do I get one?
  10. Standard memberSunburnt
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    13 Sep '10 18:39
    My sex toy died, so I bought a giraffe.
  11. Donationrwingett
    Ming the Merciless
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    14 Sep '10 00:15
    Originally posted by Sunburnt
    My sex toy died, so I bought a giraffe.
    Linda Lovelace, eat your heart out...
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    14 Sep '10 21:55
    The 800 billion stimulus package having failed, I wanted to do my bit to get the economy moving again; so ...
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    14 Sep '10 21:56
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Linda Lovelace, eat your heart out...
    Other organs also welcome.
  14. Subscribersonhouse
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    15 Sep '10 16:58
    Originally posted by karoly aczel
    Where the hell do you get a stuffed giraffe that big? How much? And where do I get one?
    Not sure where they got it. Maybe they used a sawzall and glued it back together inside🙂
  15. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    16 Sep '10 03:00
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Linda Lovelace, eat your heart out...
    Linda Lovelace died... so I bought a giraffe.
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