It's Friday, its raining again, though not, I am pleased to say, men. I took the morning train, I have work from 9 to 5 and then, I'll take another home again. And I have my son's 6th birthday party tomorrow, when 20 of the little bless'ems will be descendng on my newly painted house. However, I don't mind as I believe that children are our future.

However, this means I am in the mood for some gratuitous finger-pointing at other people's artistic output. Anyway, in the UK a couple of years ago, they run a worst lyric competition which was won by Des'ree with:

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most.
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Which is pretty toe-curlingly bad, I admit.

But I am sure we can do better.

oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.


Gunther Levi - DING DONG SONG

Originally posted by vandervelde
oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.


Gunther Levi - DING DONG SONG

Yeah..yeah..

"rock" lyrics have got to be the worst of all time. A lot of the time just there to fill in a certain dynamic in the song, to do a little "la,la" or "yeah,yeah" for that part of the song.

Most of them should of left it at that - it's when they start to trying to put words to that part of the song where it starts to go horribly wrong. Check out "Nickleback's" earlier releases to see what I mean.
Terrible.


The contention of what good song lyrics are, and what are just average- or just plain bad- is up for contention.
But I bet that the songs where the producer said to the artists : " Can you just get some lyrics that rhyme with that bit of the song? " are often the worst ...😛

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

-Justin Bieber

(It's got a catchy beat, I'll give him that)

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Not really lyrics, but I couldn't help but throw in the dreadful poetry.

Originally posted by WoodPush
Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Not really lyrics, but I couldn't help but throw in the dreadful poetry.

I’m in love (Sha-la-lee) by 'Sieneke'
The dutch contribution to the Euro Song Contest 2010´.
After lisetening the whole song, I couldn´t get it out of my head. Damn song.

I forgot where I´’ve heard this song, in the summer sun
I believe it was back there with you on the beach in Lisbon
Or was it back there in Paris
Behind a bowl of fresh mocha ice cream?
Or possibly, it was the two of us overseas in that air balloon

Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
I can’´t get it out of my head
Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
I wake up with it in the morning

I´’m in love with you
That’´s why I forget so quickly and don’´t know it anymore
Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
That´’s roughly how it goes

I’´m in love, I’´m in love
I´’m in love, that´’s quite obvious

Or possibly, I was sitting high in the sky, on a plane to Oslo
Or did it come from a bar in an alley – I was once in Trinidad
Or was it with a glass of fine wine
In that pavement cafe in Berlin?
Maybe back then in the snow on a horse-sleigh in Leningrad?

How can I, how can I…
How can I, how can I…
How can I possibly forget that?

Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
I can´’t get it out of my head
Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
I wake up with it in the morning

I´’m in love with you
That´’s why I forget so quickly and don’´t know it anymore
Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
That’´s roughly how it goes

Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
I can´’t get it out of my head
Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
I get up with it in the morning

I´’m in love with you
That´’s why I forget so quickly and don’t know it anymore Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
That’´s roughly how it goes
Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
That’s roughly how it goes

Originally posted by WoodPush
Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Not really lyrics, but I couldn't help but throw in the dreadful poetry.

Originally posted by Sake
I’m in love (Sha-la-lee) by 'Sieneke'
The dutch contribution to the Euro Song Contest 2010´.
After lisetening the whole song, I couldn´t get it out of my head. Damn song.

I forgot where I´’ve heard this song, in the summer sun
I believe it was back there with you on the beach in Lisbon
Or was it back there in Paris
Behind a bowl of fresh moc ...[text shortened]... 46;´s roughly how it goes
Shalalee shalala, shalalee shalala
That’s roughly how it goes

Originally posted by karoly aczel
This is the worst one here so far , I reckon. Euoghhh!!!


edit: should I be thumbing this up or down?

If I had a gun ,I'd shoot a hole in the sun , Noel Gallagher ,this chap earns tens of millions .

Bring your hips to me
Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh
Bring your hips to me
To me
Oh, bring your hips to me
Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh
Bring your hips to me

To me
To me
To me
To me

{THAO: WHEN WE SWAM}

Being used as soundtrack in a current Aussie soap drama involving a seriously dysfunctional adult family - can't imagine why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cmsvEhce_GQ

A big Youtube hitter in the Netherlands. Succes is garanteed when you can dance!
I'm sorry, it's in dutch, but it goes somewhat like this:

Hooter hooter hooter, with Romana on the scooter
Ticca tacca tocca, I drive around the blocka
But I don't care what they think of you
I always be true to you.

Originally posted by Kewpie

Being used as soundtrack in a current Aussie soap drama involving a seriously dysfunctional adult family - can't imagine why.