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this is baloney!

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@Mott-The-Hoople said
the wit of a grade schooler
And the response of a moron.


@YEAH-BOY said
And the response of a moron.
thx for responding


@wildgrass said
His attorney called the prosecutions case half-baked! The bread and butter of our democracy relies on common sauce interpretation of assault.
True, but a salt on a police officer in performance of his duties is more upper-crust.


@Sleepyguy

Don't spend all of your bread and butter this early in the thread.
Spread it around.


@chessgirlzzz
But I'm on a ROLL!


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@chessgirlzzz said
@Sleepyguy

Don't spend all of your bread and butter this early in the thread.
Spread it around.
Hey! Aren't you the one who tried to argue a sandwich tossed at a liberal would be 2 years in prison?

You ignored the dozens of documented assaults on liberal protestors that went completely unpunished. Yet we spend government resources on the baloney bandit.

Your sandwich is rotten.


@Sleepyguy said
True, but a salt on a police officer in performance of his duties is more upper-crust.
Maybe the Hurl of Sandwich though the rye was more marbled.

(apparently this is an actual quote from the officer's testimony "It smelled of onions and mustard."๐Ÿ˜‰

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@chessgirlzzz said
@wildgrass

If I hit a blm protestor or a tranny or any liberal with a sandwich, you and your kind would be asking for 2 years in jail.
The sad part is your politicians would back you up.

Don't be a hipocrite.
The utter stupidity of this over-relished comment. Pretty sure that pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest, pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for a joke, so we can make sandwich puns about it on the internet, does not have an equivalent left-wing counterpart. The poor officer who didn't want to be in court having to explain what the sandwich smelled like and whether or not it stained his flak jacket. It is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.

Feels like we're being forced to eat leftover, cold and soggy au jus sandwiches every day.

The judge needs to fine the DOJ just for bringing this case to trial,.wasting tax dollars.


@wildgrass said
The government must think they have him in a pickle. They're calling this gyro the sandwich assassin aka the Hurl of Sandwich. But what's the charge? Assault with a deli weapon? Did he mustard up enough of a defense or is he toast? For-tuna-tely the chips were put down so lettuce hope the charges on this natural-bread killer are just baloney.

Honestly I feel it should ha ...[text shortened]...

https://apnews.com/article/sean-dunn-subway-sandwich-trump-surge-98021a81f0a4587e3ecbc8f920bdb83e
He beat the wrap:https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/dc-sandwich-guy-verdict-rcna242142

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@no1marauder said
He beat the wrap:https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/dc-sandwich-guy-verdict-rcna242142
Jurors showed no appetite for this case.

Aaaaand... I'm out of puns. Goodnight.


@Sleepyguy said
@chessgirlzzz
But I'm on a ROLL!
Oh no sorry one more.

The border patrol agent suffered lasting PTSD (post-tossed-sandwich-disorder).


@no1marauder said
He beat the wrap:https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/dc-sandwich-guy-verdict-rcna242142
To cut it short: Procrustean bread.


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Late on this thread.
I appreciate some humor from a lib, not bad. Libs have no humor, but just love to sit in a libfest and hear comedy. oh boy!!!!


@chessgirlzzz said
@wildgrass

If I hit a blm protestor or a tranny or any liberal with a sandwich, you and your kind would be asking for 2 years in jail.
The sad part is your politicians would back you up.

Don't be a hipocrite.
Don’t be moronic.