@wildgrass saidTrue, but a salt on a police officer in performance of his duties is more upper-crust.
His attorney called the prosecutions case half-baked! The bread and butter of our democracy relies on common sauce interpretation of assault.
@chessgirlzzz saidHey! Aren't you the one who tried to argue a sandwich tossed at a liberal would be 2 years in prison?
@Sleepyguy
Don't spend all of your bread and butter this early in the thread.
Spread it around.
You ignored the dozens of documented assaults on liberal protestors that went completely unpunished. Yet we spend government resources on the baloney bandit.
Your sandwich is rotten.
@Sleepyguy saidMaybe the Hurl of Sandwich though the rye was more marbled.
True, but a salt on a police officer in performance of his duties is more upper-crust.
(apparently this is an actual quote from the officer's testimony "It smelled of onions and mustard."๐
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@chessgirlzzz saidThe utter stupidity of this over-relished comment. Pretty sure that pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest, pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for a joke, so we can make sandwich puns about it on the internet, does not have an equivalent left-wing counterpart. The poor officer who didn't want to be in court having to explain what the sandwich smelled like and whether or not it stained his flak jacket. It is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
@wildgrass
If I hit a blm protestor or a tranny or any liberal with a sandwich, you and your kind would be asking for 2 years in jail.
The sad part is your politicians would back you up.
Don't be a hipocrite.
Feels like we're being forced to eat leftover, cold and soggy au jus sandwiches every day.
The judge needs to fine the DOJ just for bringing this case to trial,.wasting tax dollars.
@wildgrass saidHe beat the wrap:https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/dc-sandwich-guy-verdict-rcna242142
The government must think they have him in a pickle. They're calling this gyro the sandwich assassin aka the Hurl of Sandwich. But what's the charge? Assault with a deli weapon? Did he mustard up enough of a defense or is he toast? For-tuna-tely the chips were put down so lettuce hope the charges on this natural-bread killer are just baloney.
Honestly I feel it should ha ...[text shortened]...
https://apnews.com/article/sean-dunn-subway-sandwich-trump-surge-98021a81f0a4587e3ecbc8f920bdb83e
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@no1marauder saidJurors showed no appetite for this case.
He beat the wrap:https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/dc-sandwich-guy-verdict-rcna242142
Aaaaand... I'm out of puns. Goodnight.
@Sleepyguy saidOh no sorry one more.
@chessgirlzzz
But I'm on a ROLL!
The border patrol agent suffered lasting PTSD (post-tossed-sandwich-disorder).
@no1marauder saidTo cut it short: Procrustean bread.
He beat the wrap:https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/dc-sandwich-guy-verdict-rcna242142
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@chessgirlzzz saidDon’t be moronic.
@wildgrass
If I hit a blm protestor or a tranny or any liberal with a sandwich, you and your kind would be asking for 2 years in jail.
The sad part is your politicians would back you up.
Don't be a hipocrite.