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17 year old girl was found dead in a park this morning

17 year old girl was found dead in a park this morning

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Originally posted by SMSBear716
personally I think he should be tortured to death but they say such things are cruel and unusual
if they did it more often, it wouldn't be unusual any more. that would be half the problem solved.

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Originally posted by darvlay
MORE HOT POCKETS!
YEAH I WANT CHEESY POOFS!

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Apart from the morbid obesity and acne scars?

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Ha! No-one believes me now, but I used to be one of the top 3 high jump athletes in my region.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Ha! No-one believes me now, but I used to be one of the top 3 high jump athletes in my region.
that's where the 'you're so fat you have your own zip code' joke came from.

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BTW, what the hell is a hot pocket? Is it another thing wrapped in too much cheese you americans seem to love so much?

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Originally posted by Crowley
YEAH I WANT CHEESY POOFS!
as opposed to sophisticated, tasteful poofs?

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Originally posted by Crowley
BTW, what the hell is a hot pocket? Is it another thing wrapped in too much cheese you americans seem to love so much?
Yup, another one.

http://www.hotpockets.com/

Like the Popsicle-push-up-like macaroni or chili, or the ranch dressing milkshakes.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yup, another one.

http://www.hotpockets.com/

Like the Popsicle-push-up-like macaroni or chili, or the ranch dressing milkshakes.
those are just snacks, dude. check these out: http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20061029-Worlds_Largest_Hamburger

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Originally posted by Blackamp
those are just snacks, dude. check these out: http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20061029-Worlds_Largest_Hamburger
That's just a footnote for the world records, man.

Now these are the everyday life...

http://www.foodonline.com/article.mvc/Breakaway-Foods-Introduces-New-Push-n-Eat-Mea-0002?VNETCOOKIE=NO

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

Scary, isn't it?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Thank Jim Gaffigan.

His stand-up bits on hot pockets are legendary.
"there is a vegetarian hot pocket. for people who don't eat meat, but still want a diarrhea."

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Originally posted by wormwood
"there is a vegetarian hot pocket. for people who don't eat meat, but still want a diarrhea."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs
"There’s the Lean Hot Pocket, I don’t even want to know what’s in there. Imagine the directions. Take out of box, place directly in toilet.”

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But would you accept a hot pocket from a stranger you met online?

If he had no evil intentions other than to clog up your arteries?

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Originally posted by homedepotov
But would you accept a hot pocket from a stranger you met online?

If he had no evil intentions other than to clog up your arteries?
I know what "clog up your arteries" means in interweb-speak! I ain't no naïf, pal!

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Originally posted by darvlay
I know what "clog up your arteries" means in interweb-speak! I ain't no naïf, pal!
I guess I mean online nutritional predators who seek to ruin your health with junk food.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I had a BBQ and invited some folks from RHP over for food and such.

I was [b]very surprised when no one ended up dead...

P-[/b]
it'd have been kind of dumb to off someone out in front of everybody ...

anybody's account go idle since then? ..... chess moves dropped to zero? ...