1. Unknown Territories
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    06 Feb '17 10:52
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    And here it is...

    [youtube]GDzMxlw2Fgo[/youtube]
    Yo.
    Mr. Clean gets it done.

    Is it cheating if she's only thinking about him while polishing her husband's knob?
  2. Unknown Territories
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    06 Feb '17 12:42
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Youngsters? You better check out your bosom buddy the Freak. He is old enough to be your great grandpa. Besides you are acting much younger than I peg you, what, 40? You talk more like a hormone addled 14 yo, trash talk is all you can muster with your limited intelligence.
    So Mrs. Freaky popped out Seitse after I knocked her up at the tender age of 12?
    You're a kinky old fart, ain't ya!

    Back to the business at hand.
    How do you explain the elimination of 14,000 reels of telemetry, recordings of the most seminal moment in scientific achievement EVER?
  3. Subscribersonhouse
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    06 Feb '17 12:48
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    So Mrs. Freaky popped out Seitse after I knocked her up at the tender age of 12?
    You're a kinky old fart, ain't ya!

    Back to the business at hand.
    How do you explain the elimination of 14,000 reels of telemetry, recordings of the most seminal moment in scientific achievement EVER?
    Not going over that again, I said my piece traitor.
  4. Unknown Territories
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    06 Feb '17 13:17
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Not going over that again, I said my piece traitor.
    Why would you?
    The explanation is more sheer than a honeymoon negligé.

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
    When viewed in totality, the evidence points to a hoax.
    When the perpetrators destroy or lose their "evidence" in such a glaringly obvious manner, they further cement their reputation as bald-faced liars.
  5. Subscribersonhouse
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    06 Feb '17 17:18
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Why would you?
    The explanation is more sheer than a honeymoon negligé.

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
    When viewed in totality, the evidence points to a hoax.
    When the perpetrators destroy or lose their "evidence" in such a glaringly obvious manner, they further cement their reputation as bald-faced liars.
    You are looney, a paranoid freak like your name. Sorry I ever tried to talk to you as if you were an adult. Go back to your paranoid fantasy, the real world will run quite well without you.
  6. Unknown Territories
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    06 Feb '17 19:54
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    You are looney, a paranoid freak like your name. Sorry I ever tried to talk to you as if you were an adult. Go back to your paranoid fantasy, the real world will run quite well without you.
    Must suck getting to the end of the argument, found your NASA (founded by Nazi's from Germany, for some reason) with quite a bit of goo all over its face and now you want to go write your memoirs.
    This time, do it on a Word document, hit SAVE at the end of each paragraph just to make sure you don't lose anything interesting and then when you've got it all down, send it straightaway to the main publishers.
    You've got a hit!
    Rumor on the street: Broadway is screaming for the playwright action!
  7. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Feb '17 20:28
    Yup, it seems someone just can't get it up.
  8. Unknown Territories
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    06 Feb '17 20:29
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Yup, it seems someone just can't get it up.
    He could if you would keep the skirt from falling down so soon!
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    06 Feb '17 21:50
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    He could if you would keep the skirt from falling down so soon!
    I just can't hold it. Every time I think of him landing on the moon or playing
    to a packed Wembley stadium, my knickers simply slide.
  10. Unknown Territories
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    06 Feb '17 22:00
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I just can't hold it. Every time I think of him landing on the moon or playing
    to a packed Wembley stadium, my knickers simply slide.
    By the light
    of the silvery moon,
    I want to spoon
    with my lover listening
    to ol' sonhouse...
  11. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    06 Feb '17 23:13
    I've always wanted to ask him how does it feel to seat for peeing.
  12. Unknown Territories
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    07 Feb '17 00:25
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I've always wanted to ask him how does it feel to seat for peeing.
    Like an echo chamber of piss.
    On especially strong flow days, it's a built-in bidet.
  13. Unknown Territories
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    07 Feb '17 17:18
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Not going over that again, I said my piece traitor.
    You're pretty predictable.
    Enter talking, shouting, carrying on, filibuster with personal historical revisions, demonize the other person, evade substance of any kind, leave when out of epithets to spew.

    Masterful trolling, good sir!
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