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Originally posted by SJ247
As directed by his butt buds:

"Tighten that asss up Freddie."
Dumbass can't count to five.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Do you recommend butt-plugs? Did they work for you?
I would recommend a football

Its been stretched too much!

😀

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Dumbass can't count to five.
Using my jokes eh Freddie? Thought I wasn't funny 😛 So you look like a dumbass again 😛

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Using my jokes eh Freddie? Thought I wasn't funny 😛 So you look like a dumbass again 😛
It wasn't a joke and it wasn't funny. It was just used to show the complete irrelavence of your post when your genius clan leader did the same thing as me, as you've just done.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
It wasn't a joke.
Ok then, my comebacks.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
It wasn't a joke.
But YOU are 🙂

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It's been very cold today.

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Let's play horsy upstairs, sweety.

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you look yummy naked, YUM!

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
[blah blah peep peep quack] when your genius clan leader [blah de blah blab].
First accurate thing you've said.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Do you recommend butt-plugs? Did they work for you?
You wouldn't know, they don't work if your asss is destroyed to the point of losing it holding power. How's that working for you Freddie? Didn't I see you in pink flamingo? You said you do theatre/acting didn't you?

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Originally posted by SJ247
You wouldn't know, they don't work if your asss is destroyed to the point of losing it holding power. How's that working for you Freddie? Didn't I see you in pink flamingo? You said you do theatre/acting didn't you?
He's a little thespian 😛

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Stand by to receive boarders!

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Originally posted by SJ247
You wouldn't know, they don't work if your asss is destroyed to the point of losing it holding power.
Your extraordinary wit has something god-like...I'd say it's the property of non-existence.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Your extraordinary wit has something god-like...I'd say it's the property of non-existence.
and I thought God was meant to be a bloke??