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Originally posted by rmacken
and I thought God was meant to be a bloke??
Your fellow patients are excluded.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Your extraordinary wit has something god-like...I'd say it's the property of non-existence.
Christ you're annoying. Always jumping to queenie's defense.

Makes me go "hmmmmm".

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First 5 words before sex...

Sorry, that normally doesn't happen.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Christ you're annoying. Always jumping to queenie's defense.

Makes me go "hmmmmm".
We both love our pets, Ms Kettle.

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Originally posted by Palynka
We both love our pets, Ms Kettle.
And now I fully understand.

Thanks for claiming the top, it's how I visualized the arrangement.

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Originally posted by SJ247
And now I fully understand.

Thanks for claiming the top, it's how I visualized the arrangement.
Should I be insulted by you calling me gay?

And please restrain from further fantasizing me during sexual intercourse. It's not good to set your goals too high. Remember Icarus.

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Originally posted by Palynka


And please restrain from further fantasizing me during sexual intercourse. It's not good to set your goals too high.
Im pretty sure SJ doesnt take it up the bum

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Originally posted by rmacken
Im pretty sure SJ doesnt take it up to the sun
Icarus' wings also got burnt before he arrived. A lesson learned.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Should I be insulted by you calling me gay?

And please restrain from further fantasizing me during sexual intercourse. It's not good to set your goals too high. Remember Icarus.
There's nothing wrong with being gay, so no, that's not the insult.
The insult lies with the partners one chooses.

You have no idea where my fantasies take me, and never will. Well, unless of course you illegally ride into our forum on the dress of queenie, as he has done before.

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Originally posted by SJ247
The insult lies with the partners one chooses.
And so does the injury.

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Originally posted by Palynka
And so does the injury.
no worries there, he's loose.

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Originally posted by SJ247
no worries there, he's loose.
might need the butt plug he was asking for though!?😉

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Originally posted by rmacken
might need the butt plug he was asking for though!?😉
It'd serve more purpose in his mouth.

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It's good to see the true colours of the supposed open mindedness of the adult clan members that these insults show:

- Freddie "takes it up the bum"
- Freddie "needs a butt- plug"
- Freddie is "loose"
- Freddie having his "a§$ destroyed to the point of losing its holding power"
- Freddie is a "queenie".

The staggering hypocrisy continues.

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Originally posted by Palynka
It's good to see the true colours of the supposed open mindedness of the adult clan members that these insults show:

- Freddie "takes it up the bum"
- Freddie "needs a butt- plug"
- Freddie is "loose"
- Freddie having his "a§$ destroyed to the point of losing its holding power"
- Freddie is a "queenie".

The staggering hypocrisy continues.
I'll back you up there. Its about as adult as a fart joke