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Would you like another drink?

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Have fun, I am leaving!

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Grass on field? Play Ball!!!

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Back in a minute, love

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yes i have got condoms

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I warn you, mine's massive!
followed by silence, then snickering...

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I warn you, mine's massive!
I think I know that girl 😳

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Grass on field? Play Ball!!!
Grass? Play in the mud!

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Grass on field? Play Ball!!!
Isn't it;

Grass on t'wicket, play cricket (northerners only obviously)

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Originally posted by Mark Smith
Isn't it;

Grass on t'wicket, play cricket (northerners only obviously)
Don't know if I like this.... I have a hairy arse!

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I warn you, mine's massive!
Takes more than an ego....

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Originally posted by horsey
Don't know if I like this.... I have a hairy arse!
Are you implying something about northerners? It's supposed to be the southerners who are poofs!

Or so I was told.