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5 Words Before Sex

5 Words Before Sex

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Originally posted by pinkthunder
I'll still respect you tomorrow
If you do the washing

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Bark like a dog, b...aby.

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Do you have any carrots?

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I thought you were female!!

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In the words of Mr. Garrison (South Park), "Spank myass & callme Charlie!"

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Originally posted by pinkthunder
Spank myass & callme Charlie!
I'll only be a second!!

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Soooo, what is that smell?

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nevermind time of the month!

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is that yogurt down there ? 😀

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$h1t! Where's the closest pharmacy?

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its not yogurt, its tarator !!! 😀

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Originally posted by drjegc
its not yogurt, its tarator !!! 😀
😉

Do you like cucumbers, dear?

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Originally posted by SJ247
I'd probably rec you, if I figured you were joking.

Your timing is, well, quite extraordinary. Send your pal off well then?
No, but he came well.

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Her last 5 words before sex:

This beer tastes like medicine...